Quotes 7

by Arix

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Arix2010-11-30 08:17:45
It does sort of look like Cate Blanchett
Lilia2010-11-30 08:46:24
QUOTE (Arix @ Nov 30 2010, 02:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It does sort of look like Cate Blanchett

It is.
Unknown2010-11-30 11:15:56
QUOTE (Esano @ Nov 30 2010, 03:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They were from the Festival of Light, and I do not believe they are available beyond those people have stored up.


Can't store them, they're like a quest item type deal.


QUOTE (Arix @ Nov 30 2010, 03:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You pick up a scrumptious candied seashell.

Where the hell did this come from and where can I get another one?


I will never tell you my source. ninja.gif
Arix2010-11-30 11:43:20
doesn't matter, I found a source.
Placeus2010-11-30 13:01:06
QUOTE (Arix @ Nov 30 2010, 06:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who is that in Casilu's sig?


It looks a bit like Tilda Swinton

Unknown2010-11-30 13:28:04
It is Tilda Swinton. The hair & face do not match Cate Blanchett's. Both are awesome actresses though!
Mirami2010-11-30 23:31:45
QUOTE
swiftswim n
There's no water ahead of you. How could you expect to swim?
2000h, 4100m, 4500e, 10p ex-
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water.
2000h, 4100m, 4500e, 10p ex-
n
There's water ahead of you. You'll have to swim in that direction to make it through.
Lawliet2010-12-01 01:01:56
A few from the new awesome quest.

Through your helm of telepathy you hear:
Ilyssa tells Casilu: //So liek, yeah, we wer having mudsex, and ohh its so good, then Lawliet walks in...

The apple cart. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. Filling the firmament is a lattice of heavy grey clouds. The road here turns back toward the village proper, and carts resting along side hint at a market air. One in particular rests askew against its hitching, large wheels hoisting the other end that its contents seem in danger of falling out. Painted in large block letters on the side of the bright blue cart is written the word apples is written, with the letter s drawn backwards. The shiny and green mottled orbs are piled high in the cart, not apples at all but simply painted wooden balls, though from a distance the effect is a decent likeness. Other carts are similarly labelled with their wares, including ones for bananas, which lies empty.

You scoop up the True Crown of D'Varsha.
The True Crown of D'Varsha flares brilliantly at your touch, threads of coruscating starlight twirling about it as it acknowledges its new master.
You gain a new honour!

Unknown2010-12-01 01:39:47
(Celest): Placeus says, "Clearly Havastus has been hiding out in an alehouse all these years."

(Market): Arix says, "Seeking someone to follow Lawliet around and think about dirty thingsdef."

Edit:

A sick elderly igasho struggles against the bonds of some ropy material.
A sick elderly igasho says, "I am entangled by these tight bindings which make doing almost anything impossible. Please, do you know some way to help me?"
: This child is entangled. Tell him to WRITHE to get out of his bindings!

laugh.gif
Llesvelt2010-12-01 22:30:43
Xena stands triumphant, the winner of the free-for-all in the Klangratch Tournies.

(Insert image of Xena: Warrior Princess standing triumphant)
Aicuthi2010-12-01 22:44:44
QUOTE
(The Trinity): Arte says, "I am convinced that Casilu is a burly trucker of a man."

(The Trinity): Arte says, "Misaether."

(***): You say, "LOL."

(***): Arte says, "Frig."

(***): Phoebus says, "Hahfhahahahahahaha."
Lyreth2010-12-01 23:04:52
Trader Bob's business savvy has proven too much for Newbie.

The invisible hand strikes again! fear.gif
Sakr2010-12-01 23:09:06
QUOTE (Lyreth @ Dec 2 2010, 02:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Trader Bob's business savvy has proven too much for Newbie.

The invisible hand strikes again! fear.gif


if the newbie was a female, slap the sexism sticker on and call it a glass ceiling.
Aerotan2010-12-01 23:13:34
QUOTE
Trader Bob's business savvy has proven too much for Iszahvi.
You see the death occur at Last Chance Trading Post.



EDIT Ninja'd twice. By a God, no less
Janalon2010-12-02 00:04:00
I can time travel...

QUOTE
6294h, 3828m, 4122e, 10p, 25880en, 17060w esSilrxk-
You have logged in a total of 2 days in August.
The perception of time momentarily slows to a fraction as Atropos snips stray strands and frayed
threads upon the Tapestry of Fate, each cut bringing a distant scream. Time rushes forward as the
memory fades, yet you retain the knowledge that your fate in Lusternia is far from meeting its end.


See!
octavius2010-12-02 01:21:55
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(Jhagar): Marie (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Iwouldn't lolinsta you ixion if you didn't pick on noobs."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "He griefed me."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "And I retaliated."

(Jhagar): Marie (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "How?"

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "I was hunting UV with my noob daughter."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "And he icewall spammed."

(Jhagar): Marie (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Lol."

(Jhagar): Thalkros says, "Who?"

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Calixa."

(Jhagar): Thalkros says, "No who icewalled you."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Oh, octavius."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "And he's an asshole."

(Jhagar): Thalkros says, "Lol."

(Jhagar): Marie (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Lolz."

(Jhagar): Marie (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Noob got u mad."

(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Jaja."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "I was fine to 2v1 them but octavius merian-noised so loud."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "And xena, then a shitton came."

(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Xena 1v1'd you from what I hear."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Wrong."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "She had no hindering because I was hitting oct."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Which means guaranteed insta."

(Jhagar): Marie (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "True story."

(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Man that noob tanked you?"

(Jhagar): Vathael says, "What a pro."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "..."

(Jhagar): Marie (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Loll."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Let's bash Ix."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Im a badword warrior."

(Jhagar): Marie (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Ixion."

(Jhagar): Vathael says, "I'm just busting your badword."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "I know tongue.gif."

(Jhagar): Thalkros says, "Yeah... you act like Ix can outdps a fink."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Lolol!"

(Jhagar): Marie (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "You didn't even have rebounding up. I don't really count it as a fair fight ><."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Wasnt expecting a xena to get there that quick, he must have been spamming on clans."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "HALP HALP."

(Jhagar): Marie (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "No he's my friend and he just said lolixion'sattackingme."


I feel so loved!
Furien2010-12-02 01:25:08
I can already tell you're going to be a popular member of these forums.
Unknown2010-12-02 01:29:27
Grand Inquisitor Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Dove Chaplain says, "Shric hasn't beat anyone with his lyre in about 30 years at least."
Grand Inquisitor Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Dove Chaplain says, "Whats he gonna do, chase you and watch his back go out?"
Neos2010-12-02 01:58:04
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Spirit of Freedom has been destroyed by a black dragon.
Selthar has died in the imploded wreckage of Spirit of Freedom.
Nataely has died in the imploded wreckage of Spirit of Freedom.
Relk has died in the imploded wreckage of Spirit of Freedom.
Boden has died in the imploded wreckage of Spirit of Freedom.
Kinny has died in the imploded wreckage of Spirit of Freedom.
Daedroth has died in the imploded wreckage of Spirit of Freedom.
Lilija has died in the imploded wreckage of Spirit of Freedom.
Lyria has died in the imploded wreckage of Spirit of Freedom.
Aleria has died in the imploded wreckage of Spirit of Freedom.
Xentri has died in the imploded wreckage of Spirit of Freedom.
Briaria has died in the imploded wreckage of Spirit of Freedom.

The Spirit of Freedom is dead. All shall weep in remembrance of it's passing.
Casilu2010-12-02 02:04:06
I feel so hated, Arte. sad.gif