QUOTE (Trinit @ Dec 5 2010, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Sex is a riddle, you need to play Lusternia less and get out more.
14) Sylandra: "Why aren't you city leader."
Such a bad judge of people, clearly.
QUOTE (casilu @ Dec 5 2010, 10:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
14) Sylandra: "Why aren't you city leader."
Such a bad judge of people, clearly.
Such a bad judge of people, clearly.
What, I can't ask questions?
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(Hallifax): A custodian of justice says, "Help! Help! I'm being repressed at 'under the eyes of the law!'"
QUOTE (Sylandra @ Dec 6 2010, 04:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What, I can't ask questions?
You can, but ones like that have such an obvious answer.
Haha!
See this is why those "across the river" riddles do not work in Lusternia
See this is why those "across the river" riddles do not work in Lusternia
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(*): Talan says, "How do house elves reproduce?"
(*): You say, "They mate?"
(*): Talan says, "But they are not allowed to leave their houses."
(*): Talan says, "If they are good elves."
(*): Viynain says, "..incestual elves."
(*): Celina says, "Long distance ejaculation."
(*): Alacardael says, "Celina wins."
(*): You say, "Lol, Celina."
(*): You say, "But didn't Kreacher's family serve the Blacks for years?"
(*): Viynain says, "You know those odd moments when you think something wet dripped on you
(*): Alacardael says, "Generations."
(*): Celina says, "Gross viynain."
(*): You say, "That, too."
(*): Viynain says, "XD."
(*): Alacardael says, "Like Winky for the Crouches."
(*): Talan says, "Right but he was the last one."
(*): Celina says, "I'm going to freak out every time it rains now."
(*): Viynain says, "YOU started it."
(*): Viynain says, "Rofl."
(*): Talan says, "And winky was the last one too?"
(*): You say, "Yeah."
(*): Talan says, "And the malfoys didn't get another elf after dobby.."
(*): Alacardael says, "She got bfired."
(*): Talan says, "So."
(*): Talan says, "My question stands."
(*): Celina says, "OH MY GOD A ELF CAME ON ME."
(*): You say, "I think they get cloned once they are free."
(*): You say, ">.>."
(*): Alacardael says, "House elves have magic beyond what wizards can do."
(*): Alacardael says, "The answer is."
(*): Talan says, "The only place where there are multiple elves is hogworts."
(*): Alacardael says, ""It's magic!""
(*): Celina says, "Also: the :censor: is a house elf."
(*): You say, "A slave, Celina."
(*): Viynain says, "HP slaves."
(*): Talan says, "So the hogworts kitchens are some kind of den of elf-debauchery."
(*): You say, "Mhmm."
(*): You say, "Maybe they reproduce once they produce an X number of food."
(*): Viynain says, "Ok, the mental image of Celina freaking out during a drizzle just
makes me giggle."
(*): Viynain says, "^_^."
(*): Talan says, "This has been bothering me for a long time."
(*): Viynain says, "I still haven't seen HP7.1."
(*): Viynain says, "This makes me sad."
(*): Celina says, "Maybe they are like gremlins."
(*): Celina says, "And if you feed them after midnight or get them wet, they spawn."
(*): Viynain says, "Aren't gremlins the things that hang out in the middle of door jambs
and come out at midnight to creep the :censor: out of people before the sun comes up."
(*): You say, "Http://www.thefinalhorcrux.com/forum/showthread.php?t=756."
(*): Viynain says, "Oh, THOSE gremlins."
(*): You say, "Http://fanfiction.mugglenet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=57790."
(*): Talan says, "House elf fan fiction?"
(*): You say, "Nope."
(*): Viynain says, "More like house elf porn."
(*): Viynain says, "You sick sick bastard."
(*): You say, "They just discuss theories ther."
(*): You say, "There."
(*): Celina says, ""Dobby so horny" said the House elf to the dirty house elf maid."
(*): You say, "I wasn't even thinking of that, Viy."
(*): Viynain says, "Wtf."
(*): Viynain says, "Giggle."
(*): You say, "YOU DIG HOUSEELF PORN."
(*): Celina says, "SO WHAT."
(*): Celina says, "WE ALL HAVE OUR VICES."
(*): Celina says, "Mine is alcohol and elf porn. Deal with it."
(*): Celina says, "Don't judge me."
(*): You say, "<3."
(*): Viynain says, "XD."
(*): Viynain says, "-quotes-."
(*): Celina says, "What."
(*): Viynain says, "Nah, then it doesn't make sense if I don't quote the whole thing."
(*): Viynain says, "Woe."
(*): Celina says, "I think out of context quotes are half of the quotes thread."
(*): Viynain says, "Well obviously."
(*): Talan says, "All this thread does is give me more unanswered questions
."
(*): Viynain says, "Flaxflax."
(*): You say, "Jk rowling won't be writing more potter stuff."
(*): You say, "Sad."
(*): Viynain says, "Like she needs to."
(*): Viynain says, "Woman is like, rolling in $$$."
(*): You say, "But we need an answer to this house elf question."
(*): Viynain says, "Watch, in 10 years, she'll start another HP series about Harry's
grandkids."
(*): Celina says, "Dear Jk Rowling. We want to know. Do House Elves do the unspeakable act
or do they just multiply. Like fungus."
(*): Viynain says, "Shock and horror."
(*): Viynain says, "Rofl."
(*): Viynain says, "What."
(*): Alacardael says, "Rofl."
(*): You say, "Celina."
(*): You say, ":3."
(*): Celina says, "I feel that's a valid question."
(*): Celina says, "This has been an insightful conversation. I'm glad we had it."
(*): Viynain says, "Yes. We did not ponder the mysteries of humanity or the purpose the
holy divine has planned for us, no. These are amateurish questions compared to our wonderings on
house elf mating habits."
(*): You say, ":D."
(*): Viynain says, "Mmm...I think the current campaign has to die out first."
(*): You say, "We'll start next week."
(*): Viynain says, "The whole child cartoon thing has to pass."
(*): Celina says, "I refuse to take part in that."
(*): You say, "SAVE THE HOUSE ELVES, HELP THEM BREED."
(*): You say, "But you're the perfect poster girl for this campaign."
(*): Viynain says, "...which campaign."
(*): Celina says, "CHANGE YOUR PICTURE TO YOUR FAVORITE BREED OF SWAMP TOAD SO JK RAWLING
WILL ANSWER OUR QUESTION."
(*): Viynain says, "The child abuse or the house elf thing."
(*): Talan says, "I mean you can assume that goblins, giants, etc all carry on in the
normal way, but she gives so many specifics regarding elf-life that I feel it is a very glaring
omission."
(*): Viynain says, "Cause it's kinda scary if you're referencing her to the first one."
(*): Viynain says, "Rofls."
(*): You say, "Maybe she did that on purpose."
(*): Viynain says, "-find bullfrog-."
(*): Celina says, "I said TOAD."
(*): Celina says, "Not frog."
(*): You say, "I'm saving this log."
(*): Viynain says, "Mfshvhd."
(*): Celina says, "Gosh, way t ruin the campaign."
(*): Viynain says, "OGOD."
(*): Viynain says, "She won't answer cause of me."
(*): Viynain says, "IM SORRY."
(*): You say, "They mate?"
(*): Talan says, "But they are not allowed to leave their houses."
(*): Talan says, "If they are good elves."
(*): Viynain says, "..incestual elves."
(*): Celina says, "Long distance ejaculation."
(*): Alacardael says, "Celina wins."
(*): You say, "Lol, Celina."
(*): You say, "But didn't Kreacher's family serve the Blacks for years?"
(*): Viynain says, "You know those odd moments when you think something wet dripped on you
(*): Alacardael says, "Generations."
(*): Celina says, "Gross viynain."
(*): You say, "That, too."
(*): Viynain says, "XD."
(*): Alacardael says, "Like Winky for the Crouches."
(*): Talan says, "Right but he was the last one."
(*): Celina says, "I'm going to freak out every time it rains now."
(*): Viynain says, "YOU started it."
(*): Viynain says, "Rofl."
(*): Talan says, "And winky was the last one too?"
(*): You say, "Yeah."
(*): Talan says, "And the malfoys didn't get another elf after dobby.."
(*): Alacardael says, "She got bfired."
(*): Talan says, "So."
(*): Talan says, "My question stands."
(*): Celina says, "OH MY GOD A ELF CAME ON ME."
(*): You say, "I think they get cloned once they are free."
(*): You say, ">.>."
(*): Alacardael says, "House elves have magic beyond what wizards can do."
(*): Alacardael says, "The answer is."
(*): Talan says, "The only place where there are multiple elves is hogworts."
(*): Alacardael says, ""It's magic!""
(*): Celina says, "Also: the :censor: is a house elf."
(*): You say, "A slave, Celina."
(*): Viynain says, "HP slaves."
(*): Talan says, "So the hogworts kitchens are some kind of den of elf-debauchery."
(*): You say, "Mhmm."
(*): You say, "Maybe they reproduce once they produce an X number of food."
(*): Viynain says, "Ok, the mental image of Celina freaking out during a drizzle just
makes me giggle."
(*): Viynain says, "^_^."
(*): Talan says, "This has been bothering me for a long time."
(*): Viynain says, "I still haven't seen HP7.1."
(*): Viynain says, "This makes me sad."
(*): Celina says, "Maybe they are like gremlins."
(*): Celina says, "And if you feed them after midnight or get them wet, they spawn."
(*): Viynain says, "Aren't gremlins the things that hang out in the middle of door jambs
and come out at midnight to creep the :censor: out of people before the sun comes up."
(*): You say, "Http://www.thefinalhorcrux.com/forum/showthread.php?t=756."
(*): Viynain says, "Oh, THOSE gremlins."
(*): You say, "Http://fanfiction.mugglenet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=57790."
(*): Talan says, "House elf fan fiction?"
(*): You say, "Nope."
(*): Viynain says, "More like house elf porn."
(*): Viynain says, "You sick sick bastard."
(*): You say, "They just discuss theories ther."
(*): You say, "There."
(*): Celina says, ""Dobby so horny" said the House elf to the dirty house elf maid."
(*): You say, "I wasn't even thinking of that, Viy."
(*): Viynain says, "Wtf."
(*): Viynain says, "Giggle."
(*): You say, "YOU DIG HOUSEELF PORN."
(*): Celina says, "SO WHAT."
(*): Celina says, "WE ALL HAVE OUR VICES."
(*): Celina says, "Mine is alcohol and elf porn. Deal with it."
(*): Celina says, "Don't judge me."
(*): You say, "<3."
(*): Viynain says, "XD."
(*): Viynain says, "-quotes-."
(*): Celina says, "What."
(*): Viynain says, "Nah, then it doesn't make sense if I don't quote the whole thing."
(*): Viynain says, "Woe."
(*): Celina says, "I think out of context quotes are half of the quotes thread."
(*): Viynain says, "Well obviously."
(*): Talan says, "All this thread does is give me more unanswered questions
."(*): Viynain says, "Flaxflax."
(*): You say, "Jk rowling won't be writing more potter stuff."
(*): You say, "Sad."
(*): Viynain says, "Like she needs to."
(*): Viynain says, "Woman is like, rolling in $$$."
(*): You say, "But we need an answer to this house elf question."
(*): Viynain says, "Watch, in 10 years, she'll start another HP series about Harry's
grandkids."
(*): Celina says, "Dear Jk Rowling. We want to know. Do House Elves do the unspeakable act
or do they just multiply. Like fungus."
(*): Viynain says, "Shock and horror."
(*): Viynain says, "Rofl."
(*): Viynain says, "What."
(*): Alacardael says, "Rofl."
(*): You say, "Celina."
(*): You say, ":3."
(*): Celina says, "I feel that's a valid question."
(*): Celina says, "This has been an insightful conversation. I'm glad we had it."
(*): Viynain says, "Yes. We did not ponder the mysteries of humanity or the purpose the
holy divine has planned for us, no. These are amateurish questions compared to our wonderings on
house elf mating habits."
(*): You say, ":D."
(*): Viynain says, "Mmm...I think the current campaign has to die out first."
(*): You say, "We'll start next week."
(*): Viynain says, "The whole child cartoon thing has to pass."
(*): Celina says, "I refuse to take part in that."
(*): You say, "SAVE THE HOUSE ELVES, HELP THEM BREED."
(*): You say, "But you're the perfect poster girl for this campaign."
(*): Viynain says, "...which campaign."
(*): Celina says, "CHANGE YOUR PICTURE TO YOUR FAVORITE BREED OF SWAMP TOAD SO JK RAWLING
WILL ANSWER OUR QUESTION."
(*): Viynain says, "The child abuse or the house elf thing."
(*): Talan says, "I mean you can assume that goblins, giants, etc all carry on in the
normal way, but she gives so many specifics regarding elf-life that I feel it is a very glaring
omission."
(*): Viynain says, "Cause it's kinda scary if you're referencing her to the first one."
(*): Viynain says, "Rofls."
(*): You say, "Maybe she did that on purpose."
(*): Viynain says, "-find bullfrog-."
(*): Celina says, "I said TOAD."
(*): Celina says, "Not frog."
(*): You say, "I'm saving this log."
(*): Viynain says, "Mfshvhd."
(*): Celina says, "Gosh, way t ruin the campaign."
(*): Viynain says, "OGOD."
(*): Viynain says, "She won't answer cause of me
."(*): Viynain says, "IM SORRY."
In the end, Talan found a house-elf fact from a Wiki.
QUOTE (Furien @ Dec 5 2010, 09:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Half a day later, I still have no idea what this was about.
Hahahaha.
I got trolled by my e-fiance.
Now the question becomes: Which of those not-really-a-player tells really WAS a player screwing with your head? 
