Quotes 7

by Arix

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Lilian2010-12-07 15:03:39
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Dartien has been beaten to a pulp by Admiral Nydekion La'Saet.
You see the death occur at the sands of Celestia.
Dartien has had his brain melted by the telepathic power of Lady Isabela La'Saet.
You see the death occur at the sands of Celestia.
Ur'Tactician Glevich Mastvin, Corporal in the Army shouts, "Ha!! That was fun!!"
In a swirl of blue fire, a gentle spirit stag leaps out of the Flame of dae'Seren upon you and prances in a slow circle before fading.
Dartien has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Walraven has had his brain melted by the telepathic power of Lady Isabela La'Saet.
You see the death occur at the Fields of Glorious Battle.

Dartien has been burned to death by an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Dartien has fallen to the magical prowess of an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Dartien has been burned to death by an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Dartien has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.

(Market): Lirea says, "Trans Elemental Spellcrafter available, ad 261 for details and prices."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Damn, that's a lot of dying."
Dartien has had his brain melted by the telepathic power of Lady Isabela La'Saet.
You see the death occur at the Plains of Sustaining Shelter.
Dartien has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Dartien has fallen to the magical prowess of an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Dartien has been incinerated by an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Rivius (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I am outdone."
Dartien has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.


While there are not timestamps, this is happening at a ridiculously quick rate. How does someone die four times at once?

EDIT: For more fun Dartien deaths:
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Dartien has been incinerated by an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Dartien has fallen to the magical prowess of an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Dartien has fallen to the magical prowess of an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Dartien has fallen to the magical prowess of an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.

Rivius tells you, "Wow."

Dartien has been crushed to death by a cavalier of the Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Dartien has been incinerated by an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Dartien has fallen to the magical prowess of an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Dartien has fallen to the magical prowess of an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.

Dartien has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of an archon of Eternal Light.
You see the death occur at Pool of Stars.
Unknown2010-12-07 15:05:16
Why bringing your homunculus along with you on raids is a BAD idea:

Ninja-ed above

Update to above: (Illuminati): Dartien (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lost three quarters of a circle from that."
Unknown2010-12-07 15:05:33
QUOTE (Lilian Ama'Rua @ Dec 7 2010, 09:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
While there are not timestamps, this is happening at a ridiculously quick rate. How does someone die four times at once?


I'm going out on a limb and going to say it is a homunculus bug. Seriously, ooww.

Those weren't the only deaths, either. blackeye.gif
Unknown2010-12-07 15:09:44
I issued what I think -might- be the problem to check if it is a bug or a 'feature'.
Anisu2010-12-07 15:23:35
QUOTE (Caerulo @ Dec 7 2010, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I issued what I think -might- be the problem to check if it is a bug or a 'feature'.

It is the new feature to assist those demigods who want to do the newton quests!
Vadi2010-12-07 17:06:48
Two arms, two fae laugh.gif
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10:37:05.079 Lilian wildly swings a luminous hammer of Mother Moon at a brownie bound in shadows.
10:37:05.079 Lilian pounds him, but it barely fazes him.
10:37:05.086 Lilian has scored a CRITICAL hit!
10:37:05.090 7140h, 8415m|97%, 100e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-
10:37:05.320 Lilian wildly swings a hammer of blackened iron at a brownie bound in shadows. With great
10:37:05.320 force, Lilian pounds him with a resounding crack.
10:37:05.323 Lilian has scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit.
10:37:05.324 The blow continues into a brownie bound in shadows's body, causing a sickening cracking
10:37:05.324 and mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists his features for a moment, vanishing
10:37:05.324 suddenly as he falls, lifeless, to the ground.
10:37:05.327 A brownie bound in shadows has been slain by Lilian.
10:37:05.328 A brownie bound in shadows, your loyal companion, has been slain by Serenguard Lilian,
10:37:05.328 Warden's Eyes.
10:37:05.330 Lilian suddenly scoops up the corpse of a brownie bound in shadows.
10:37:05.332 7140h, 8415m|97%, 100e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-cnn
10:37:05.370 Your heart thumps as you gaze at Asmodea with love and adoration.
10:37:05.373 7140h, 8415m|97%, 100e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-
10:37:05.480 Asmodea appears to play the Icy Lyre of Winter's Fury, but you hear no sound.
10:37:05.486 7140h, 8415m|97%, 100e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk
10:37:06.102 Your mind is able to focus once again.
10:37:06.108 7140h, 8490m|98%, 100e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-
10:37:06.514 Haiden takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
10:37:06.520 7140h, 8490m|98%, 100e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-
10:37:06.894 The aura surrounding you briefly pulses.
10:37:06.897 7140h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-(-142 Ego)
10:37:06.915 Lilian takes a drink from a vial of captured storm clouds.
10:37:06.919 7140h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-
10:37:07.450 Haiden carefully wipes all the poisons off of an alluring silver-glyphed shofa.
10:37:07.455 7140h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-
10:37:07.463 Haiden carefully wipes all the poisons off of an alluring silver-glyphed shofa.
10:37:07.466 7140h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-
10:37:07.482 Haiden's prismatic barrier flickers and retreats into the top of his skull.
10:37:07.484 Haiden thrusts a clawed fist towards you, ripping at the air before your face.
10:37:07.486 Haiden razes your speed defence with a clawed fist.
10:37:07.487 Haiden swings an alluring silver-glyphed shofa at you but hits nothing but air.
10:37:07.491 7140h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-(sip quicksilver)
10:37:07.520 You take a drink from a turquoise vial.
10:37:07.523 7140h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-cnn
10:37:07.549 Sidd says, "' my god."
10:37:07.552 7140h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-cnn
10:37:07.879 cnn
10:37:07.969 Shadows gather around the form of Black Shuck, the Darkhound as he opens his mouth fully,
10:37:07.969 spewing forth darkness at Lilian, causing her to gag and choke.
10:37:07.981 7140h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-cnn
10:37:08.412 cnn
10:37:08.559 Asmodea bundles together some herbs.
10:37:08.565 7140h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-cnn
10:37:08.689 You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
10:37:08.693 7140h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-(apply health to arms)
10:37:08.735 You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your arms.
10:37:08.738 The deep damage in your right arm completely heals.
10:37:08.740 7140h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-cnn
10:37:08.910 Ancestral spirits roar towards you from Asmodea, keening in rage and fury.
10:37:08.916 The ache in your ear canals clears up.
10:37:08.921 6604h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-(outr earwort|eat earwort)(-536 Health)
10:37:08.953 A leprechaun bound in shadows bumps into Lilian and quickly apologizes.
10:37:08.955 6604h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-
10:37:09.015 You remove 1 earwort, bringing the total in the rift to 424.
10:37:09.018 6604h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x bk-
10:37:09.020 You eat a piece of black earwort.
10:37:09.023 You now possess the gift of truehearing.
10:37:09.025 6604h, 8490m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, x dbk-
10:37:09.373 You have recovered equilibrium.
10:37:09.377 6604h, 8445m|97%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, ex dbk-(-45 Mana)
10:37:09.488 (The Swarm): Sidd says, "Targeting: Asmodea."
10:37:09.490 6604h, 8355m|96%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, ex dbk-
10:37:09.562 Lilian takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on her chest.
10:37:09.568 6604h, 8355m|96%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, ex dbk-
10:37:09.609 6604h, 8310m|96%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, ex dbk-(-45 Mana)
10:37:09.896 6604h, 8265m|95%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, ex dbk-(-45 Mana)
10:37:09.954 Sidd carefully wipes all the poisons off of a tenebrous katana with inlaid ivory.
10:37:09.957 6604h, 8265m|95%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, ex dbk-
10:37:09.984 Sidd dmg => Asmodea
10:37:09.986 6604h, 8265m|95%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, ex dbk-
10:37:10.172 Lilian wildly swings a luminous hammer of Mother Moon at a leprechaun bound in shadows.
10:37:10.172 Lilian pounds him, but it barely fazes him.
10:37:10.178 Lilian has scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
10:37:10.181 The blow continues into a leprechaun bound in shadows's body, causing a sickening cracking
10:37:10.181 and mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists his features for a moment, vanishing
10:37:10.181 suddenly as he falls, lifeless, to the ground.
10:37:10.189 A leprechaun bound in shadows has been slain by Lilian.
10:37:10.192 A leprechaun bound in shadows, your loyal companion, has been slain by Serenguard Lilian,
10:37:10.192 Warden's Eyes.
10:37:10.194 A pile of golden sovereigns spill from a leprechaun bound in shadows.
10:37:10.195 Lilian suddenly scoops up the corpse of a leprechaun bound in shadows.
10:37:10.197 6604h, 8265m|95%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e%, ex dbk-
10:37:10.214 Lilian wildly swings a hammer of blackened iron at a sprite bound in shadows. Lilian
10:37:10.214 pounds her, but it barely fazes her.
10:37:10.216 Lilian has scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
10:37:10.218 The blow continues into a sprite bound in shadows's body, causing a sickening cracking and
10:37:10.218 mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists her features for a moment, vanishing
10:37:10.218 suddenly as she falls, lifeless, to the ground.
10:37:10.222 A sprite bound in shadows has been slain by Lilian.
10:37:10.224 A sprite bound in shadows, your loyal companion, has been slain by Serenguard Lilian,
10:37:10.224 Warden's Eyes.
10:37:10.226 Lilian suddenly scoops up the corpse of a sprite bound in shadows.

Unknown2010-12-07 17:52:10
QUOTE (Anisu @ Dec 7 2010, 11:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It is the new feature to assist those demigods who want to do the newton quests!


I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, but for a moment I got very excited. >.>
Unknown2010-12-07 17:53:10
That's nothing! I once killed three weevils in a single instant with the help of my beast.
Lilian2010-12-07 18:41:49
Alas, the only thing I can kill...poor enslaved fae. At least my crit rune comes in handy for something!
Kiradawea2010-12-07 23:45:13
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He is a crystalline prismatic lucidian and .

Creative.
Aerotan2010-12-08 00:30:51
I once got a look at Lady Estarra's desc, and it started "She is a radiant Immortal and she is a radiant Immortal and..."

I asked, and She said it was because She was twice the radiant Immortal as any other tongue.gif
Arix2010-12-08 08:40:01
Barrin tells you, "Board sexy thing!"
Casilu2010-12-08 19:13:06

Junior Fellow Morbo, BTS says, "Mhuahahaha. I am the might morbo, fear my superfulous amounts of health and mana."
Unknown2010-12-08 19:43:23
Morbo reminds me of Torgo.
Jack2010-12-08 19:51:29
Really? Reminds me of Morbo.

Unknown2010-12-08 20:02:22
The name, sure, but look at the relative brain size?
Jack2010-12-08 20:16:41
MORBO FAR EXCEEDS THE PRIMITIVE BRAINSPAN OF ALL PUNY HUMANS!
Shamarah2010-12-08 23:06:53
I'm pretty sure Casilu only does this stuff so we'll put it in Quotes, but whatever!

You say, "Yeah, I've never had the patience to get to titan or demigod."
Casilu, One of Three says, "I'm surprised I'm this far."
Casilu ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."
Casilu, One of Three says, "In fact, I should fix that."
A single tear drops from Casilu's eye as she stops her own heart, slaying herself instantly.
Casilu has been slain by misadventure.
Daraius2010-12-09 01:00:00
Talking about how annoying crap is always going on in the audience during a performance.

QUOTE
You say, "Sometimes thunderbirds expire in the middle of a performance, as well."

Archmage Phoebus Skyplume, Keeper of the Four Winds says, "That's how you know it's a really good one. When something dies."

Wind Rider Irillia says, "That must be the penultimate sign of artistic appreciation."

Professor Ileein Shevat, Execumatrix Magnificus says, "Yes, the greatest productions are so heart-wrenchingly beautiful as to induce cessation of metabolic process."

Oberst Llesvelt Shevat, Minister of Peace says, "Penultimate? What then, would be the ultimate?"

Wind Rider Irillia says, "I suppose vanishing altogether from existence!"

Archmage Phoebus Skyplume, Keeper of the Four Winds says, "Heat death of the universe."
Casilu2010-12-09 01:02:38
QUOTE (Shamarah @ Dec 8 2010, 03:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm pretty sure Casilu only does this stuff so we'll put it in Quotes, but whatever!


The thought actually didn't occur to me. sad.gif