Quotes 7

by Arix

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Eritheyl2010-12-11 06:28:03
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(Spiritsingers): Raeri says, "If omnious warnings come in threes, would that make it badger badger badger?"
Unknown2010-12-11 16:22:36
A parrot with rainbow plumage exclaims, "Squawk! Fledglings, squawk!"

O.o

Also, someone said there weren't badgers:

A badger enters from the northwest squeaking to himself.
Siam2010-12-11 18:33:28
Narynth Ysav'rai's face turns inward as a sudden look of concentration overcomes her features. Tossing the blade high into the air, she turns her visage toward the dark, roiling sky and deftly catches the implement, blade-first, in her teeth. Releasing her hold, she allows the sharp edge to slide gracefully downward.
Seraku2010-12-11 21:40:48
Looking through my messages I came across this. "My friend says: Seraku reminds me of a real grandpa, racist and old-fashioned."
It's so delightfully true and made me smile.
Malicia2010-12-12 00:39:41
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(Celest): Ryboi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ladies... keep away from Havastus! Parents hide your children."

(Celest): Aeral (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife."

(Celest): Aeral (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hide yo husband'"
Bad Aeral...
Unknown2010-12-12 00:56:59
QUOTE (Malicia @ Dec 11 2010, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bad Aeral...

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Thanks for the rolepoint dock.
Lorina2010-12-12 00:58:46
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Worth it though!
Malicia2010-12-12 00:58:57
hey it wasn't my fault! Sorry.
Unknown2010-12-12 01:15:08
QUOTE (Malicia @ Dec 11 2010, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey it wasn't my fault! Sorry.

Haha, not your fault is true. I should know better, but I felt it was perfectly appropriate in that situation.

QUOTE (Lorina @ Dec 11 2010, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Worth it though!

Maaaaybe. dry.gif


I'm just rather sad because I doubt I'll ever get my rolepoints back considering it seems really easy to lose them and really difficult to gain them. Edit: nevermind I figured out how the system works, my bad.
Unknown2010-12-12 01:20:24
Oh wow, someone actually used the rolepoints system. Good.
Ssaliss2010-12-12 01:23:45
QUOTE (Kayte @ Dec 12 2010, 02:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Haha, not your fault is true. I should know better, but I felt it was perfectly appropriate in that situation.


Maaaaybe. dry.gif


I'm just rather sad because I doubt I'll ever get my rolepoints back considering it seems really easy to lose them and really difficult to gain them. I doubt any mod will notice even if I do correctly RP so I likely won't ever get them back. sad.gif

I think they regenerate on their own. So they don't have to actively return them, you just have to behave for a while.
Unknown2010-12-12 01:28:35
QUOTE (Ssaliss @ Dec 11 2010, 09:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think they regenerate on their own. So they don't have to actively return them, you just have to behave for a while.


Yeah, I realized that after! happy.gif

QUOTE (Othero @ Dec 11 2010, 09:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh wow, someone actually used the rolepoints system. Good.


Yeah, but in my opinion what I said was tame in comparison to some of the "mis" stuff that happens. Nevertheless, I'll be watching my tongue.

Anyways, back to quotes, like this one:

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You say, "Hello."

A dwarven silver miner exclaims, "Lookit, there's a lass there. Mine!"

You say, "I think my wife might have an issue with you, good sir."

You say, "I've a little whiskey here."

A dwarven gold miner exclaims, "Booze?!"

A dwarven silver miner says, "Ye...ye have a wife, do ye?"

A dwarven gold miner says, "A wife, eh?"

You say, "I do have a wife."

A dwarven gold miner exclaims, "Two at once!"

A dwarven gold miner exclaims, "Har har!"

You blush furiously.

A dwarven silver miner grins and nods at a dwarven silver miner.

You mumble incoherently.

A dwarven gold miner smirks at a dwarven silver miner.

You say to a dwarven silver miner, "You two are horrible!"

You sniffle softly.

A dwarven silver miner says, "Lass."

You say, "Yes?"

A dwarven silver miner says, "Clearly ye've nae had enough to drink."

A dwarven gold miner exclaims, "Nae, lassie, I be the best ride ye get this year!"

A dwarven gold miner chuckles long and heartily.

You blush furiously.

A dwarven gold miner wiggles his hips suggestively towards you.

A dwarven gold miner says, "Ye not that good lookin' though."

A dwarven silver miner ponders you thoughtfully, looking you up and down.

You peer at a dwarven gold miner unscrupulously.

You say, "Mean."

A dwarven silver miner says, "She ain't all tha' bad, now."

A dwarven gold miner says, "Ye be needin' some fine whiskers."

A dwarven gold miner says, "Enough sideburns to braid."

You say, "Well, I'll be off."

You give a dwarven gold miner a peck on the cheek.

You give a dwarven silver miner a peck on the cheek.

A dwarven gold miner says, "Yer a pretty lass, too."

A dwarven silver miner exclaims, "Come back soon, lassie!"

You say, "I will."
Unknown2010-12-12 02:16:01
And thus we discover the true reason why there's not a lot of dwarves outside the villages.

I fear for the future of the race.


But it was fun! happy.gif
Unknown2010-12-12 03:43:15
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Professor Ileein Shevat, Execumatrix Magnificus says, "Well, you know me."

Professor Ileein Shevat, Execumatrix Magnificus says, "I can satisfy any number of INANIMATE PORCELAIN AUTOMATA."
Daraius2010-12-12 03:59:14
When he takes one for the team, he takes it all the way.
Ileein2010-12-12 04:01:02
Yes, that was me in the losing-my-mind stage.
Moriana2010-12-12 04:33:28
QUOTE (Kayte @ Dec 11 2010, 08:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anyways, back to quotes, like this one:
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A dwarven silver miner says, "Clearly ye've nae had enough to drink."

A dwarven gold miner exclaims, "Nae, lassie, I be the best ride ye get this year!"


laugh.gif That is hilarious. And vaguely disturbing, for some reason.
Neos2010-12-12 04:38:02
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4704(120%)h, 5668(115%)m, 6748(126%)e, (99%)w, (100%)en, 10p 86xp(14%) xlrksSi-(-100 Mana)
With a cracked giggle, a towering, surreal jester leaps behind you, leaning forward to whisper
soft secrets into your ear that send your sanity crumbling away from you.
You have been slain by a towering, surreal jester.
You become visible once more.
You come back into focus as the blur illusion vanishes.
Within the blink of an eye, your phantom armour dissipates into the aether.
A golden firefly squid falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a harlequin trouper falls out of your inventory.
(p)

(m&m): We died.
0(0%)h, 5668(115%)m, 6748(126%)e, (99%)w, (100%)en, 10p 84xp(16%) exlrsSi-(-4704 Health)

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Ssaliss2010-12-12 04:44:34
Holy carp that's a lot of damage. Explains why people are dying to them left and right. Where are they?
Casilu2010-12-12 04:56:47
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Dec 11 2010, 08:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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It does more than that. blackeye.gif