Quotes 7

by Arix

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Furien2010-12-12 04:59:01
Benedori, the Good Nurse says, "...Joo will do. Face as angular as a horse, but
joo will do."

Professor Ileein Shevat, Execumatrix Magnificus says, "Angular? That's -
aesthetic-!"

Professor Ileein Shevat, Execumatrix Magnificus sniffs primly.

You say, "That's up to the guards to determine."

Benedori, the Good Nurse says, "Dat's damme ugly, is what dat is."

Benedori, the Good Nurse says, "Now, hurry, ja?"



Hey, some good can come out of this event!
Ileein2010-12-12 05:02:22
Hmph. No accounting for taste.
Trinit2010-12-12 05:29:58
Maybe that's the Jester Guild instakill?
Aerotan2010-12-12 05:44:24
Seriously, you guys are just now doing that quest? That jester hits like he's John Henry on more steroids than Mark MacGuire. (granted, he may be a hair buffed for the event)
Dynami2010-12-12 05:54:09
QUOTE (Kayte @ Dec 11 2010, 07:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Thanks for the rolepoint dock.

She didn't have to come and quote
They would've have found you
They were gonna dock you
They were gonna dock you





Homegirl.
(This is supposed to be a joke, so please don't be offended!)
Unknown2010-12-12 06:01:32
QUOTE (Dynami @ Dec 12 2010, 01:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She didn't have to come and quote
They would've have found you
They were gonna dock you
They were gonna dock you





Homegirl.
(This is supposed to be a joke, so please don't be offended!)


Haha, I'm not easily offended.
Eventru2010-12-12 06:08:29
So go and tell that, go and tell that...


...While I tell you to get back to Quotes!
Sakr2010-12-12 17:15:13
Great winds howl across the Basin of Life, freezing all they touch. A lone servant in Hallifax
summarily falls to his death, blown from his high perch
, while leaves and branches are blown high
into the sky only to clatter back down onto the Serenwilde and Glomdoring forests.


heheehehe
Ileein2010-12-12 17:31:47
Yeah, we've been losing them at a steady rate for a day or two.

Fortunately they're completely expendable.
Lilian2010-12-12 17:35:29
QUOTE
Junior Fellow Callia Parayshia (Female Kephera).
She is 115 years old, having been born on the 24th of Avechary, 148 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 394th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Seeker of Avechna in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a graduate of the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts, the Shadowmaze (honours), the Empyreal Academy, the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research (honours), the University of Cosmic Understanding (honours), and the Order of the Secret Flame (honours).
She is a member of the clan called 'Pack Nashoba.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Daughters' Weavers.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Attai Artistic Forgings.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Clan Sol'Dryga.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
She walks with Divine Grace.
She is considered to be approximately 130% of your might.
She has been engaged to be married to Casilu for 2 months.
She has been divorced 3 times.
She is a founder of the Parayshia family.
See HONOURS FULL CALLIA to view her 3 special honours.


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Unknown2010-12-12 17:43:38
QUOTE (Ileein @ Dec 13 2010, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, we've been losing them at a steady rate for a day or two.

Fortunately they're completely expendable.

I had a 'Twenty Green Bottles' song, but changed the lyrics to 'Twenty Trill Servants'.


I got the song into negatives.
Llesvelt2010-12-12 17:43:45
QUOTE (Ileein @ Dec 12 2010, 06:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, we've been losing them at a steady rate for a day or two.

Fortunately they're completely expendable.


We can always just have them breed.
Trinit2010-12-12 17:51:34
Have you seen the "forms for authorizing the breeding of Trill Servants as shown in Manual 33-F7 by the application various alchemical compounds in a clinical environment"? It's almost as bad as taxes.
Neos2010-12-12 18:24:58
QUOTE
(To Battle!): Akui (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Translated into common, it means, "bad thing happen soon, hit with sword"."
(To Battle!): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Enter Kethuru?"
(To Battle!): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If he shows up, everyone go for his knees."
(To Battle!): Eventru says, "He has tentacles, not knees."
(To Battle!): Eventru says, "No joints."
(To Battle!): Lorina (from the Aetherways) says, "Sounds like this is just a long, drawn out entrance for him."
(To Battle!): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hmm, that makes things more difficult.."
(To Battle!): You say, "He has a flair for dramatics?"
(To Battle!): Eventru says, "The one ultimate weakness of all beings, and He devolved without them."
(To Battle!): Eventru says, "Snap. Oh well. We shall just have to kill Fain to imprison Him should He get free."
(To Battle!): Nydekion says, "I guess we just need one very large jar."
(To Battle!): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That's a good idea."
Prav2010-12-12 21:38:16
Prettiest thing I've seen all day:

CODE
4698h 2991m 2397e <10p> 100%e 40%w exdbkr-
¤ Sapphire will hit in 1s ¤
The aura surrounding you briefly pulses.
The aura surrounding you briefly pulses.
Munsia is:
Munsia currently has 5332 out of 5530 health.
bleeding for 206 health.
tracked by 5 ruby crystals.
blind.
deaf.
_ _ _ _
___ _ _ _ __ ___ ___ __| | __ _(_) |_| |__ __ _ ___ ___ _ __
/ __| | | | '__/ __|/ _ \\/ _` | \\ \\ /\\ / / | __| '_ \\ / _` |/ _ \\/ _ \\| '_ \\
| (__| |_| | | \\__ \\ __/ (_| | \\ V V /| | |_| | | | | (_| | __/ (_) | | | |
\\___|\\__,_|_| |___/\\___|\\__,_| \\_/\\_/ |_|\\__|_| |_| \\__,_|\\___|\\___/|_| |_|
_ _
__ _ ___| |_| |__ _ __ ___ __ _
/ _` / __| __| '_ \\| '_ ` _ \\ / _` |
| (_| \\__ \\ |_| | | | | | | | | (_| |
\\__,_|___/\\__|_| |_|_| |_| |_|\\__,_|
_
__ _ _ __ ___ _ __ _____ _(_) ___
/ _` | '_ \\ / _ \\| '__/ _ \\ \\/ / |/ __|
| (_| | | | | (_) | | | __/> <| | (__
\\__,_|_| |_|\\___/|_| \\___/_/\\_\\_|\\___|
an insomniac.
4698h 2811m 2397e <10p> 100%e 40%w exdbkr-
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You press your palms together and focus upon the swirling ruby vibrations around the head of Munsia. You accelerate the
speed of the rubies which suddenly explode in a brilliant crimson blaze that causes Munsia's face to disappear in an
enormous ball of balefire.
4698h 2736m 2397e <10p> 100%e 40%w edbk-
Raeri2010-12-12 22:35:29
QUOTE (Prav @ Dec 13 2010, 08:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Prettiest thing I've seen all day:

CODE
4698h 2991m 2397e <10p> 100%e 40%w exdbkr-
¤ Sapphire will hit in 1s ¤
The aura surrounding you briefly pulses.
The aura surrounding you briefly pulses.
Munsia is:
Munsia currently has 5332 out of 5530 health.
bleeding for 206 health.
tracked by 5 ruby crystals.
blind.
deaf.
_ _ _ _
___ _ _ _ __ ___ ___ __| | __ _(_) |_| |__ __ _ ___ ___ _ __
/ __| | | | '__/ __|/ _ \\/ _` | \\ \\ /\\ / / | __| '_ \\ / _` |/ _ \\/ _ \\| '_ \\
| (__| |_| | | \\__ \\ __/ (_| | \\ V V /| | |_| | | | | (_| | __/ (_) | | | |
\\___|\\__,_|_| |___/\\___|\\__,_| \\_/\\_/ |_|\\__|_| |_| \\__,_|\\___|\\___/|_| |_|
_ _
__ _ ___| |_| |__ _ __ ___ __ _
/ _` / __| __| '_ \\| '_ ` _ \\ / _` |
| (_| \\__ \\ |_| | | | | | | | | (_| |
\\__,_|___/\\__|_| |_|_| |_| |_|\\__,_|
_
__ _ _ __ ___ _ __ _____ _(_) ___
/ _` | '_ \\ / _ \\| '__/ _ \\ \\/ / |/ __|
| (_| | | | | (_) | | | __/> <| | (__
\\__,_|_| |_|\\___/|_| \\___/_/\\_\\_|\\___|
an insomniac.
4698h 2811m 2397e <10p> 100%e 40%w exdbkr-
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You press your palms together and focus upon the swirling ruby vibrations around the head of Munsia. You accelerate the
speed of the rubies which suddenly explode in a brilliant crimson blaze that causes Munsia's face to disappear in an
enormous ball of balefire.
4698h 2736m 2397e <10p> 100%e 40%w edbk-


You can shatterplex with one arm offbalance?
Prav2010-12-12 22:41:11
QUOTE (Raeri @ Dec 12 2010, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You can shatterplex with one arm offbalance?

That's not arm balance, that's rebounding. I don't put arm balance in my prompt.
Unknown2010-12-12 23:21:09
Air Marshal Ridley Skyplume, Strategian First Class says, "Blah blah elemental
blah."
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Ixion2010-12-13 02:02:59
Gum arrives following Metamorphic Kinny.
Kinny arrives in a cone of sparkling light.

Kinny fills a coral vial from a wooden keg.

Metamorphic Kinny says, "Sorry about that."

Kinny gives a coral vial to Gum.

Kinny takes a bloodstone vial from a leather backpack.

Gum beams broadly at Kinny.

Kinny pours out the contents of a bloodstone vial on the ground.

Gum says, "Thank you!"

Kinny fills a bloodstone vial from a wooden keg.

Kinny begins to wield a bloodstone vial in his left hand.

Metamorphic Kinny says, "I propose a toast."

Gum begins to wield a coral vial in his left hand.

Metamorphic Kinny says, "To... Gum!"

The corners of Gum's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Gum says, "To Gum! And friends."

Metamorphic Kinny casually clinks his vial with yours, beer sloshing abit.

Kinny slugs Gum in the jaw with his enormous fist.

Kinny slugs Gum in the jaw with his enormous fist.
Gum's neck snaps and he dies instantly.
Gum has been slain by Kinny.

The soul of Gum says, "Well that was just mean."

Metamorphic Kinny says, "It was a mistake."

Metamorphic Kinny says, "Pray for salvastion."

The soul of Gum says, "Heh."

Metamorphic Kinny says, "I give you golds."
Unknown2010-12-13 02:06:28
Ridley is here, shedding fur ALL over a red furred furrikin. He wields a delicate crystal staff in his left hand and a euphonious lyrebird tower shield in his right.

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!