Quotes 7

by Arix

Back to The Funnies.

Eritheyl2010-12-13 02:49:17
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(Serenwilde): Vasnier (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I declare these bunnies as formal enemies of the Serenwilde Commune. Ingesting them will constitute as the trading of stomach fluids with the bunny.""

(Serenwilde): Lilian (from the Aetherways) says, "More like I'm slaying an enemy by digesting them, which makes it perfectly okay."
Sylandra2010-12-13 02:50:50
Burghess Tulemrah Shevat, Provost of the Aeromancers says, "I have this wierd feeling about them."

Tulemrah sniffs a luscious chocolate bunny, trying to decipher just what that smell emanating from it is.

weave illusion A chocolate bunny waggles its eyebrows comically.
You weave your illusion.

You have recovered equilibrium.

Burghess Tulemrah Shevat, Provost of the Aeromancers says, "Oh gods!"

Unable to stop yourself, you laugh out loud.

Tulemrah drops a luscious chocolate bunny.

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Prav2010-12-13 02:55:54
It's all fun and games until someone gets Teh Virus.
Trinit2010-12-13 03:01:24

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Ameryth2010-12-13 03:24:11
They become Magnagoran?
Furien2010-12-13 03:26:07
That guy reminds me of Jack.
Lilia2010-12-13 04:10:11
(Hallifax): Ileein (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Those citizens who are currently undergoing lithification are encouraged to stand in aesthetic positions."

(Hallifax): Ileein (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sufficiently aesthetic citizens may be eligible for posthumous favours due to artistic contributions."
Ileein2010-12-13 04:11:48
One must have one's priorities, you know.
Sakr2010-12-13 05:50:10
You tell Lawliet Letara, The Duality, "So casilu wants you dead."
Lawliet tells you, "Well yeah."
Lawliet tells you, "And others want YOU dead, too."
You tell Lawliet Letara, The Duality, "Hah, good luck with that."
You tell Lawliet Letara, The Duality, "Who though? this is hilarious."
Lawliet tells you, "Don't make me hurt you."
You tell Lawliet Letara, The Duality, "Want a cleanse enchantment? I'm in my store, nobody can enter, and it's fully defended. Oh look! tea."
Lawliet tells you, "Fully defended?"
Lawliet tells you, "And I'm already infected I'm afraid."
You tell Lawliet Letara, The Duality, "Yep. Enchantments, reinforced steel door, and random statues."


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This is such a beautiful morning.
Unknown2010-12-13 06:52:56
Standing at the Pool, I start seeing bunnies appearing.

A luscious chocolate bunny falls over.

You put a luscious chocolate bunny in the Pool of Stars.
A luscious chocolate bunny sinks into the waters of the Pool of Stars, disappearing amongst the
sparkling motes of light.

A luscious chocolate bunny falls over, drenched.


Then, they started multiplying.
We saw 1, then 2, then suddenly 8.

Later, we see the bunnies staring.

A sense of ominous dread fills the air as delicious chocolate bunny eyes stare at you from every
direction around the Pool of Stars.

Then, the bunnies are out to get me!

Your arms seem to be a bit heavier, and when you glance down, you see a luscious chocolate bunny
gazing up at you from your inventory, begging to be eaten.

Pesukaru gets sick, coughs on me, so I eat a bunny.

A profound sense of happiness and satisfaction fills you, knowing that the chocolate bunnies at last
have your love.
Unknown2010-12-13 07:05:13
Chocolate bunnies are like mogwai. You do NOT get them wet.
Lorina2010-12-13 07:29:07
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You eagerly bite the head off of a luscious chocolate bunny before quickly devouring the remainder
of the poor lapine's body. The chocolate melts readily on your tongue, unleashing a burst of
sweetness undertoned with the earthy richness of the cocoa within.
You feel your skin thicken.

But I didn't EAT it! It wasn't meeeeee. Whyyyy
Sakr2010-12-13 08:20:17
Lorina2010-12-13 08:43:50
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(The Cult of the August Healer): You say, "Infected yet?"

(Salubrious Whispers): Naralis says, "No."

(The Cult of the August Healer): You say, "Guess what!"

(The Cult of the August Healer): You say, "I can cough on people."

You cough violently, expelling a speck of grey phlegm that hits Naralis in the face.

(The Cult of the August Healer): You say, "Yay."


That could have not been timed any better smile.gif
Sylandra2010-12-13 09:24:38
Esano Koicei, Scion of the Shattered Earth says, "... chocolate bunnies were raining on Air?"
Unknown2010-12-13 11:07:30
I'm wearing a scarf, hat, full-cover gown(She's female, bite me), gloves, shoes, socks, and plague mask.

How did someone even GET at my face to loogie me?
Esano2010-12-13 11:17:35
It's magic loogie.
Lysandus2010-12-13 11:26:31
Expect Hunters, Smokers, Boomers, Witches, Tanks, Spitters, Jockeys and Chargers to pop up in the next couple of days or so.
Siam2010-12-13 12:30:37
\\ \\ \\ / \\ /
--- moribund growth -------------- -3:4:0 ---
Moribund growth.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The area is ablaze! A rowan
sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts
up from the ground, chilling the air.
nature rain
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, south, southwest, and west.
6545h, 6000m, 6400e, 10p, 26398en, 14363w elrxdb-
You raise your hands and clouds form and darken overhead, releasing a heavy rain that drenches the
area.
6545h, 5775m, 6400e, 10p, 26397en, 14338w lrxdb-(-225 Mana)
The roaring inferno engulfs you as you fight to find a way out.
5977h, 5775m, 6400e, 10p, 26397en, 14338w lrxdb-(-568 Health)

edit:
Khydan has been frozen solid by bitterly chill winds.
You see the death occur at Ministry of Peace.
Khydan2010-12-13 13:11:24
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Dec 13 2010, 12:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
edit:
Khydan has been frozen solid by bitterly chill winds.
You see the death occur at Ministry of Peace.


I wouldn't have minded but I'd cleared them all out before going inside sad.gif