Quotes 7

by Arix

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Jinto2010-12-14 12:49:59
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The Necromentate's mind opens to you, and a grotesque, demonic figure appears in your mind's eye, screaming in torment:
""
You lucky little pooka! An iron ticket materializes in your hand!
You have gained a new Magnagoran honour!


The last honours line I needed. The ticket was unexpected. I'm not sure if I should be happy for the coincidence or annoyed that it ruined the atmosphere of turning it in.

I also made it through without getting plaaaggguee.
Unknown2010-12-14 20:26:27
QUOTE (Eventru @ Dec 13 2010, 04:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh yes, I heard about these. The CDC is even using them. The scarves that behave just like chem suits... Except they don't.

suspicious.gif

You know full well that they spat at my face, which was indeed covered.
Aerotan2010-12-14 20:46:05
Shouldn't have lifted the mask at that EXACT moment to wipe the sweat from your forehead. tongue.gif
Unknown2010-12-14 21:56:16
Hallifax has gas masks for exactly this reason. It's almost like they could see the future or something.
Unknown2010-12-14 22:08:24
QUOTE (Greleag @ Dec 14 2010, 04:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hallifax has gas masks for exactly this reason. It's almost like they could see the future or something.

The gas masks were actually designed after I RPed my character having a Mysterious Disease. laugh.gif I wish I'd been the one who designed them, but Aloysha grabbed it up first (and stamped a Sentinels emblem on the forehead, so I can't distribute them to people, aww!), but at least it still matches my outfit. wink.gif
Unknown2010-12-14 22:16:00
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As thunder booms across the sky to the east, a great wall of white-frothed water rushes up from the Inner Sea. Towering impossibly above as it approaches the eastern extent of New Celest, the tidal wave looms ominously before crashing down, smashing across towers and buildings as the storm-tossed waters surge through the streets.
Aosi deftly manages to remain standing.


Just the nature of the room spam, combined with that, made me giggle.
Xenthos2010-12-14 22:20:08
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Dec 14 2010, 03:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know full well that they spat at my face, which was indeed covered.

I've actually watched sneeze-bits go right through scarves / handkerchiefs... such materials are not usually very good at stopping liquids / mists.

That is Eventru's point. They are not effective. That is why the CDC does not use them to stop airborne diseases. tongue.gif
Lilia2010-12-14 23:07:44
the soul of Kalaren is currently located at within the Portal of Fate in Special game system rooms on the Prime Material Plane.

Oh, guild ledger. You do some strange things sometimes
Sakr2010-12-15 01:42:20
(*): You say, "It's like sti awareness day, except the crabs will try to eat you."

(*): Sivas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah, and when they die they evolve into giant turtles."

(*): Krenwick (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And evolve even more."
Rivius2010-12-15 04:00:45
You ask, "Have you taken Quettle?"

You tug your chin thoughtfully.

Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman exclaims, "They quickly fled the field, then returned with more!"

A female aslaran prowls in from the north.

Dreaming Druid, Vasnier Zayah, Hierophant of the Hartstone says, "Uh-huh.."

Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman exclaims, "I do not even drink tea!"

Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman exclaims, "Why would I take their kettle?!"
Maeah2010-12-15 07:01:42
(Serenwilde): Vasnier (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Raeri's hungry."

(Serenwilde): Vasnier (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He needs food for
hiberation."

(Serenwilde): Maythus says, "Maybe he can eat you."

(Serenwilde): Ildaudid says, "Place him on a board with his head leaning back
and put a piece of linen in his mouth or silk, then start pouring water down his
mouth and let the linen or silk absord it. This will make him not hungry or
thirsty anymore. But it may make him scared or angry."

(Serenwilde): Ildaudid says, "Err absorb rather."

(Serenwilde): Vasnier (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sincerely? You
promise?"

(Serenwilde): Eritheyl (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Or we could
just...buy him a cookie or something."
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(Serenwilde): Ildaudid says, "That works too."

(Serenwilde): Raeri (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Okay! Not starving to
death anymore!"

(Serenwilde): Ildaudid says, "Less fear involved as well."

(Serenwilde): Enyalida (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Good!"

(Serenwilde): Vasnier (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What does this do
for hunger?"

(Serenwilde): Ildaudid says, "A cookie?"

(Serenwilde): Maythus says, "Where?"

(Serenwilde): Vasnier (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Your method."

(Serenwilde): Ildaudid says, "It makes them not worry about eating, they just
worry about being rid of the person doing it to them. Its like kicking someone
in the left foot if the right foot hurts."

(Serenwilde): Ildaudid says, "So they dont think of the pain, in this case they
don't think about eating."

(Serenwilde): Ildaudid says, "Its not very well approved by most people,
Eritheyl's cookie method is the better approach."

O_O
I really worry about Serenwilde sometimes...
Casilu2010-12-15 07:06:00
Just waterboarding. Ask Nariah, it totally doesn't count as torture.
Maeah2010-12-15 07:27:11
QUOTE (Falcon @ Dec 14 2010, 08:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(*): You say, "It's like sti awareness day, except the crabs will try to eat you."

(*): Sivas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah, and when they die they evolve into giant turtles."

(*): Krenwick (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And evolve even more."


This kind of reminds me of pokemon. I guess this is what you call the 'adult version'. >.>
Maeah2010-12-15 07:29:03
QUOTE (casilu @ Dec 15 2010, 02:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just waterboarding. Ask Nariah, it totally doesn't count as torture.


I think it was just more that Ildaudid wanted to use it as a solution for hunger...
Casilu2010-12-15 07:35:04
QUOTE (Maeah @ Dec 14 2010, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think it was just more that Ildaudid wanted to use it as a solution for hunger...


It works. You people are just so illogical.
Ixion2010-12-15 08:51:26
Krin tells you, "Your PB right?"

You tell Elder Dragon Krin T'Soni Soldier of Freedom, "No."

Krin tells you, "Awh."

Krin tells you, "Trying to figure out what stats I should put on my katana before i rune it."

You tell Elder Dragon Krin T'Soni Soldier of Freedom, "9000/9000/over9000."

Krin tells you, "No way that can be right.."

You tell Elder Dragon Krin T'Soni Soldier of Freedom, "You have to get OVER 9000!"

...ya think?

Arix2010-12-15 09:41:18
(Celest): Azula says, "Yay Thongs!"
Unknown2010-12-15 21:54:08
You recall that DATA REDACTED told you:
"I hope this isn't Kethuru's censor.gif that's leaked out from his cage and now growing on my face! D:."
Unknown2010-12-15 23:06:30
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You leave the blackjack table.

-- You lost 50000 total gold. --


<>: You say, "And don't bet 50,000 gold on blackjack."

<>: You say, "That's an important one."

<>: You say, "On that note I'm going to go weep into a sand crab."
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Narrow windows.
Banks of clouds roil about here. A statue of Senior Researcher Aduathic Arthar'rt stands here, memorializing her noble spirit. A dense, snapping sand crab scuttles about, pincers clicking.
You see exits leading south, southwest, west, and up.
A dense, snapping sand crab scuttles about, claws clicking angrily.

A dense, snapping sand crab scuttles forward, scoring a deep gash along your calf with his rocky claw.
Fata Morgana, the living mirage leaps into the air in front of you, deflecting the attack.

Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.

A dense, snapping sand crab hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm you.

You say to a dense, snapping sand crab, "You know I think we should talk."

A dense, snapping sand crab hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm you.

You say to a dense, snapping sand crab, "This just isn't working out."

A dense, snapping sand crab hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm you.

You say to a dense, snapping sand crab, "You keep having all your friends over without asking, and the sand, god, it's everywhere."

A dense, snapping sand crab hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm you.

You say to a dense, snapping sand crab, "You can't even break my shield. Do you even know -anything- about me?"

A dense, snapping sand crab hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm you.

You say to a dense, snapping sand crab, "I just lost 50,000 gold on blackjack. It's probably because you're wearing me out lately."

You say to a dense, snapping sand crab, "Like when you turn into a serpent? I'm not ok with that. It takes forever to get you to calm down."

You say to a dense, snapping sand crab, "I don't know if we can still be friends, crab."

A dense, snapping sand crab hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm you.

You say to a dense, snapping sand crab, "You are pushing the limits of this relationship -too far-."

A dense, snapping sand crab hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm you.

You say to a dense, snapping sand crab, "I don't have to deal with this!"

You say to a dense, snapping sand crab, "Don't you have anything to say to me?"

You say to a dense, snapping sand crab, "No?"

You say to a dense, snapping sand crab, "I'm through with you. Goodbye, crab!"

Why do I do things like this?
Gleip2010-12-15 23:15:11
Because you're crazy?