Elodres has been utterly ravaged by an emaciated virgin.

(Celest): You say, "Elodres."

(Celest): You say, "No means no."

(Celest): Inagin says, "Is he touching you?"

(Celest): You say, "He just got ravaged by a virgin."

(Celest): Elodres (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "They just ganged up on me from behind."


Orly?

These aslarans are undead!

So an exorbitant amount of gold slaying the undead justifies killing them?

* tells you, "So now, you're Raats to me."

* tells you, "Mis."

You tell *, "Better be a mis."

* tells you, "It's actually a reverse of Staar."

* tells you, "Heh."

* tells you, "Amazingly, yours is Larea."

You tell *, "I'm just going to turn my tells off."

You will ignore tells now.

These aslarans are better than when the gorgog seal is released >_>

Wow. First time I've seen zero people in Serenwilde.

Maellio was last seen burbling about 'Going to see Big Mama', only to have, allegedly, later killed
himself in a hallucinogenic high.

BEST. DEATHSIGHT. EVAR.

Yup, that's me. Finding all the fun ways to die - whether I want to or not.

Big Mama Bertha Hardbottom produces a lint-covered ball of peppermint from her
apron with one hand and slaps Sylandra with the other, using the opportunity to
stuff the candy in her mouth.
Sylandra's eyes go wide as she begins to freak out, clawing at her own skin.

I know you're not supposed to quote yourself, but everyone's reactions were what made me laugh, so here you go.

I didn't even notice this.

Hahaha! I heard that on the guild channel and was so confused. Poor Kanara. She's so cute.

In reply to -

(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "You guys wanna know what I have been learning in school?"
(Adiks): You say, "Stuff."
(Adiks): Fuyu says, "What stuff?"
(Adiks): You say, "Stuff to learn."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "I'll teach you guys how to formulate nursing diagnoses."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, ":D."
(Adiks): Fuyu says, "Nononono."
(Adiks): Arix says, "Lies, she's really going to teach you horrible swears."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "Hell yeah!"
(Adiks): You say, "See?"
(Adiks): Arix says, "..."

and:


(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "Okay game."
(Adiks): Arix says, "Have you spotted the fail yet?"
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "Merong 2 part nursing diagnosis."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "Merong 3 part."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "1st part is the uhh problem statement.."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "2nd part is the etiology."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "3rd part is the signs and symptoms."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "Example!"
(Adiks): Arix says, "Step 4: profit!"
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "Shaddup."
(Adiks): You say, "I like step 4."
(Adiks): You say, "It sounds very promising."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "Medical diagnosis: Missing someone Nursing diagnosis: Alteration in comfort, pain at the thoracic/chest area related to missing someone."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "See see."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "So easy."
(Adiks): Fuyu says, "Agree with arix and siam|."
(Adiks): Arix says, "Step five: bedpan fights."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "But but!"
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "Ew."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "No no."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "Catheter fights.."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "Are more fun."
(Adiks): Elyonne (from the Aetherways) says, "O.O."
(Adiks): You say, "OMG."
(Adiks): You say, "ELY."
(Adiks): Arix says, "And Elyonne veers off topic into the realm of disturbing fetishes."

Haha. I know I picked a good city.

Archmage Phoebus Skyplume, Keeper of the Four Winds says, "One-on-one I'm ok, not really sure what to do in a group."

Archmage Phoebus Skyplume, Keeper of the Four Winds says, "It's more fun."

Archmage Phoebus Skyplume, Keeper of the Four Winds says, "I can focus on what I'm doing and what they're doing."

Archmage Phoebus Skyplume, Keeper of the Four Winds says, "Instead of "Oh Gods what's happening where am I why is my leg missing"."

I know too well how that feels.

Am I the only one who interpreted that in a different context? o.o

Yes, you have problems.

D: FIGHTING WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING

** The Unknown in the Klangratch Tournies will begin in 1 minute! **
o.0

Wait.. We were talking about fighting? Ohhhhh... well then. I guess Martyn should take back those flowers..