Quotes 7

by Arix

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Unknown2010-12-22 00:21:21
QUOTE
You cough violently, expelling a speck of grey phlegm that hits Drayl in the face.
4620h, 3635m, 4350e, 10p, 18400e, 21100w -
You notice movement out of the corner of your eye and turn to see Milla the Peppermint Kitten nudging a large sign into place.
"Ask me about wares!" is scrawled upon it in bold letters.
4620h, 3635m, 4350e, 10p, 18400e, 21100w -
Drayl's eyes bulge out as he utters a strangled "GAH!"
4620h, 3635m, 4350e, 10p, 18400e, 21100w -
"Eek!" Ryboi shouts in fright.
4620h, 3635m, 4350e, 10p, 18400e, 21100w -
Tully, Janitor of the Basin says, "Oh dear gods."
4620h, 3635m, 4350e, 10p, 18400e, 21100w -
Drayl says, "Not again!?"
4620h, 3635m, 4350e, 10p, 18400e, 21100w -
A cone of sparkling light rises up around Ryboi and whisks him away.
4620h, 3635m, 4350e, 10p, 18400e, 21100w -oops
"Oops!" you exclaim with a bashful expression.
4620h, 3635m, 4350e, 10p, 18400e, 21100w -'sorry!
You say, "Sorry!"
4620h, 3635m, 4350e, 10p, 18400e, 21100w -
Tully, Janitor of the Basin says, "I'm out of here."
4620h, 3635m, 4350e, 10p, 18400e, 21100w -portal enter mandolin
You portal to Rhapsody.
Unknown2010-12-22 01:10:15
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The Temporal Conclave bows to you and commences the lesson in Resilience.

The Temporal Conclave walks up to you and smacks you across the face.

...

The Temporal Conclave slaps you across the face again and smiles when you merely
harden your jaw.


So according to this lesson chart, I am going to be slapped another... 186 times by the Conclave in order to trans resilience. Preemptive ow.
Unknown2010-12-22 01:24:09
A GREAT, BOOMING VOICE SPEAKS FROM THE POOL OF STARS AND PROCLAIMS, 'THEY CAN EVEN GET YOU OFF THOSE CHILD-ABDUCTION CHARGES, CASILU.'

A GREAT, BOOMING VOICE SPEAKS FROM THE POOL OF STARS AND PROCLAIMS, 'THE REAL AIR POLLUTION NOT CASILU, BUT RIDLEY'S TOXIC OPINIONS? SLIMEBALL'S REAPER SERVICES, NOW OUT-KILLING MALARIOUS.'

A GREAT, BOOMING VOICE SPEAKS FROM THE POOL OF STARS AND PROCLAIMS, 'MALARIOUS' WHINING GOTTEN TO YOU? TRY ONE OF OUR X3281 RAY BLASTERS, BONUS GIFT OF PANTY-HOLSTER WITH EVERY PURCHASE.'
Lilia2010-12-22 01:46:38
Now they're resorting to petty insults, wonderful. It's so cute!
Arix2010-12-22 01:48:46
and fart jokes. don't forget the fart jokes!
Martyn2010-12-22 02:29:19
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Prav tells you, "Hallifax is gonna start being cool."

Prav tells you, "Just need more bombs for gaudi."

You tell Dr. Prav Objevit, Psy.D, "Yeah. I'm hoping to win this lottery and get a few credits."

Prav tells you, "That's the Lusternian dream."

Prav tells you, ":censor: WORK, I PLAY THE LOTTERY."

Prav tells you, "GON GET MY BIG CAR."

Prav tells you, "GON GET MY YOUNG WIFFE."

Prav tells you, "GON EAT AT MCDONALDS."

Prav tells you, "GON BEAT MY KIDS."


This is what happens when Prav wins a FFA.
Sylandra2010-12-22 02:31:04
Adding to the posted ads...

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A GREAT, BOOMING VOICE SPEAKS FROM THE MATRIX AND PROCLAIMS, 'SINCERITY AN ISSUE? WIFE CHEATING? HAVE NO FEAR! TAKE A TRIP TO FROSTICIA AND SLEEP WITH ONE OF OUR LOVELY ICELADY (OR ICELAD) COURTESANS AND YOU, TOO, CAN RE-EXPERIENCE THE DAYS OF WHEN YOUR WIFE WAS AN ICEY BITCH.'

Phoebus blinks.

Archmage Phoebus Skyplume, Keeper of the Four Winds says, "Icelads are children."

A GREAT, BOOMING VOICE SPEAKS FROM THE MATRIX AND PROCLAIMS, 'WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR AETHERSHIP, COOKIE. I AIN'T JUDGIN.'

Chancellor Casilu asks, "Yum, children?"

You laugh melodically at Casilu.

Aeromage Daera Letara, Solemn Wind says to Phoebus, "For the sick-minded, like Casilu."

A GREAT, BOOMING VOICE SPEAKS FROM THE MATRIX AND PROCLAIMS, 'BUT THEY ARE! YOUR OWN PANEL OF THE GNAFIA'S FINEST RESOLUTION-REACHING LEGAL MINDS.'

Archmage Phoebus Skyplume, Keeper of the Four Winds says, "Casi doesn't go for children, she goes for Archmages."

Chancellor Casilu says, "And Mayors."

A GREAT, BOOMING VOICE SPEAKS FROM THE MATRIX AND PROCLAIMS, 'THEY CAN EVEN GET YOU OFF THOSE CHILD-ABDUCTION CHARGES, CASILU.'

Phoebus gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

'Oh?' you exclaim quizzically at Casilu.

A GREAT, BOOMING VOICE SPEAKS FROM THE MATRIX AND PROCLAIMS, 'YOU KNOW WHICH ONE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.'

Daera utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Phoebus bursts into a fit of giggles, ending with an abrupt and surprising snort.

Chancellor Casilu says, "Not a problem, I just killed the witnesses."

A GREAT, BOOMING VOICE SPEAKS FROM THE MATRIX AND PROCLAIMS, 'WE HAVE BLACKMA-ERR, PROOF.'

Chancellor Casilu says, "Tell me where you are and I'll take care of that too."

Humming, Chief Superintendent Ushaara says, "They had it coming, doo doo doo doo do."


Whew, longer quote than I meant to do! blush.gif I did try to cut out some things.
Ushaara2010-12-22 03:19:05
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it, I'd bet ya you'da said the same!

(I am never getting it out of my head, am I?)
Unknown2010-12-22 03:27:40
QUOTE (Ushaara @ Dec 21 2010, 10:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it, I'd bet ya you'da said the same!

(I am never getting it out of my head, am I?)

It's been stuck in my head since you did that.
Ameryth2010-12-22 03:35:54
QUOTE (Ushaara @ Dec 22 2010, 02:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it, I'd bet ya you'da said the same!

(I am never getting it out of my head, am I?)


My God, no! Now it's stuck in my head too! *sends Ushaara a salad of doom*
Martyn2010-12-22 04:23:00
QUOTE (Ushaara @ Dec 21 2010, 09:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it, I'd bet ya you'da said the same!

(I am never getting it out of my head, am I?)



Wow, thanks Ushaara. tongue.gif I had no clue what this was meant so I looked it up and watched the Youtube video.. big mistake - now it is forever engraved upon my brain.
Sylandra2010-12-22 04:44:18
QUOTE (Martyn @ Dec 21 2010, 11:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow, thanks Ushaara. tongue.gif I had no clue what this was meant so I looked it up and watched the Youtube video.. big mistake - now it is forever engraved upon my brain.

Citydisfavour Martyn Never having seen the musical Chicago. A cultural disgrace that blights Hallifax.
Martyn2010-12-22 04:48:05
QUOTE (Sylandra @ Dec 21 2010, 10:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Citydisfavour Martyn Never having seen the musical Chicago. A cultural disgrace that blights Hallifax.


Hahaha. My mother never let me watch it when I was younger! And now that I'm older, I clearly don't have time because Hallifax is sucking my life away.
Shamarah2010-12-22 05:47:17
Force Commander Ridley Skyplume, Strategian First Class says, "Alright, time to ascend Tully."
Force Commander Ridley Skyplume, Strategian First Class says to Tully, "Hup hup."
Furien2010-12-22 06:01:30
You continue channeling power into the miniature of a colossus, which unfolds to
a larger and larger size.
You heave a sigh of relief as the Primus J. Taroch of Hallifax finally
solidifies, towering above your head. However, its wide stone eyes are dark and
devoid of life.
The Primus J. Taroch of Hallifax has been erected here, standing tall and proud.

I thought that was a bug for a second, then it finally clicked.
Unknown2010-12-22 06:20:04
QUOTE (Furien @ Dec 22 2010, 01:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You continue channeling power into the miniature of a colossus, which unfolds to
a larger and larger size.
You heave a sigh of relief as the Primus J. Taroch of Hallifax finally
solidifies, towering above your head. However, its wide stone eyes are dark and
devoid of life.
The Primus J. Taroch of Hallifax has been erected here, standing tall and proud.

I thought that was a bug for a second, then it finally clicked.


Cool, what's its description?
Unknown2010-12-22 06:20:16
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Unknown2010-12-22 06:20:19
la de da read my blog
Casilu2010-12-22 06:27:33
T-T-TRIPLEPOST.
Ileein2010-12-22 06:35:06
This utterly alien shape leaves no doubt as to the origin of its creators; large and graceful slabs
of dazzling crystal are welded together with conduits of fluid silver to create a complex though
beautiful colossus. Like its lucidian namesake, Primus Ju'raii Taroch is of basic star shape, though
that is where the semblance with mortals ends; long crystal bulks end in graceful protrusions from
legs, arms, torso and shoulders, moving independently from the rest of the body by means of the
fluid silver arcs to keep this gargantuan construct in balance as it ponderously moves about. A
rounded crystal vertical disc sits at an angle to the main body, providing space for a helmsman to
properly move Hallifax' colossus in the field of battle. Two massive cylinders stick out from the
back of the colossus, emitting an ominous hum as large discharges of lightning arc between them and
the other protrusions of the colossus and providing the structure with the necessary power.
It has 3 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3437 pounds.
The Primus J. Taroch of Hallifax currently stands at 110.0% power. You assess its current energy at
10000 jolts of crackling aetheric power.

EDIT: To Viynain, with love, for your site.