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Furien2010-12-22 10:31:28
Nataely plays a golden lyre and directs the disharmonic notes towards a
Clockwork Machine of the Gnafia.
Blood trickles out of a Clockwork Machine of the Gnafia's ears and from the
corners of his eyes.
A Clockwork Machine of the Gnafia shudders and cracks under the attack.
A crack forms on a Clockwork Machine of the Gnafia's dome, allowing electricity
and frigid winds to escape, blasting through the control unit.
A bloodstone thunderbird leaps into the air in front of Shunaan, bedmate of
Utata, deflecting the attack.
Unknown2010-12-22 10:45:43
QUOTE (Furien @ Dec 22 2010, 03:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nataely plays a golden lyre and directs the disharmonic notes towards a
Clockwork Machine of the Gnafia.
Blood trickles out of a Clockwork Machine of the Gnafia's ears and from the
corners of his eyes.
A Clockwork Machine of the Gnafia shudders and cracks under the attack.
A crack forms on a Clockwork Machine of the Gnafia's dome, allowing electricity
and frigid winds to escape, blasting through the control unit.
A bloodstone thunderbird leaps into the air in front of Shunaan, bedmate of
Utata, deflecting the attack.


I must be dumb sad.gif I don't see why this is funny!
Furien2010-12-22 10:48:47
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A bloodstone thunderbird leaps into the air in front of Shunaan, bedmate of
Utata, deflecting the attack.


I might be some sort of tribal harlot, but at least I'm not a door! cool.gif
Martyn2010-12-22 13:31:22
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You drop an iridescent white cat.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars tells you, "Please don't litter around the Pool of Stars."


Interesting you should say that, Meleris..
Neos2010-12-22 21:38:30
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Archmage Phoebus Skyplume, Keeper of the Four Winds says, "I was there when it died."

I imagine Phoebus standing with one leg on a rock, and a look of remembrance saying "I was there when it fell!", like some hardened war veteran.

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Sohei Malarious, of the Quietus says, "If you get stranded, we will start events in avenger, JOIN them and you will be saved."

Imagining Malarious running back into battle to rescue a fallen comrade. No man left behind.

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(OHBOY): Naralis (from the Aetherways) says, "Where's the fun in hitting something that'll die in one hit."
(OHBOY): Lorina says, "Naralis is good Mag bait."
(OHBOY): Placeus (from the Aetherways) says, "Yep. He does a good merian noise."
(OHBOY): Naralis (from the Aetherways) says, "Pft, I wasn't the bait. I was one of the guys taking down demons. And I was there alone when I was enemied."
(OHBOY): Elodres (from the Astral Plane) says, "In a high, watery voice, he squeals, "I'm squishy! I'm squishy!""
(OHBOY): Elodres (from the Astral Plane) says, "Of course. You were probably just pointing a web enchantment at people over and over again."
(OHBOY): Naralis (from the Aetherways) says, "Elodres? Go play with the virgins."
(OHBOY): Elodres (from the Astral Plane) says, "I am, thank you very much."
(OHBOY): Placeus (from the Aetherways) says, "Yes, Elodres feels at home on Virgo."
(OHBOY): Elodres (from the Astral Plane) says, "Virgins are easy!"
Seraku2010-12-23 01:08:32
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Carthus has been shocked into an early grave by a crackling blue joule.

Bahaha.
Lawliet2010-12-23 01:34:02
Uh... What am I missing?
Lendren2010-12-23 01:37:49
Google suggests there's a Marvel character named Carthus. Presumably he had trouble with electricity at some point.
Diamondais2010-12-23 01:43:20
QUOTE (Lendren @ Dec 23 2010, 01:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Google suggests there's a Marvel character named Carthus. Presumably he had trouble with electricity at some point.

Bout the closest I found too, obscure stuff needs to be explained people!
Neos2010-12-23 02:05:28
Believe he's laughing because the name is similar to Karthus a champion in League of Legends. There have been several characters made with names of champions from that game.
Casilu2010-12-23 02:10:46
Lawliet2010-12-23 02:19:41
Hehe, the dad just seems to be acting weird, but then you see the moms eyes and realise something.

She has no soul.
Unknown2010-12-23 03:43:14
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Dec 22 2010, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Believe he's laughing because the name is similar to Karthus a champion in League of Legends. There have been several characters made with names of champions from that game.

I think he coulda taken it down in those 8 seconds.
Neos2010-12-23 04:29:35
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(Heh): Elodres (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "As opposed to scorpions which are RAWR POISON POISON RECKLESS DIE."

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Lothringen2010-12-23 06:14:04
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Rushing down into the lower sections of the labs, Ileein - and soon her
companions - found a great gnomish machine, guarded by Roxie Wingnut.


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Unknown2010-12-23 06:28:17
QUOTE (Lothringen @ Dec 22 2010, 11:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
laugh.gif


Oh Ileein. No one is positive what gender you truly are.
Sylandra2010-12-23 06:30:39
Ileeinette.
Llesvelt2010-12-23 08:09:57
Eileein.
Unknown2010-12-23 09:48:27
(Board of Directors): Elostian says, "Soon all the city shall be My flunkies, and then I shall Rule the Basin Unchallenged."

(Board of Directors): Elostian says, "MUHAHAhahahaha."


THE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG ! ! !
Sylandra2010-12-23 09:49:21
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Dec 23 2010, 04:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Board of Directors): Elostian says, "Soon all the city shall be My flunkies, and then I shall Rule the Basin Unchallenged."

(Board of Directors): Elostian says, "MUHAHAhahahaha."

laugh.gif I giggled.