(Casilu Solutions): You say, "Ileein, Ilyssa ditched this girdle on me, do you want it?"
(Casilu Solutions): Ileein says, "Girdle? Uh, sure?"
(Casilu Solutions): You say, "You know, the steel one for constructs."
(Casilu Solutions): Ileein says, "Oh. Sure."
(Casilu Solutions): You say, "What, did you think I was trying to get you to cross-dress?"
(Casilu Solutions): Ileein says, "Yes."
(Casilu Solutions): You say, "Why would I need to try? I hear you already do."
(Casilu Solutions): Ileein says, "When the Collective requires it!"
(Casilu Solutions): Ileein says, "Also when it lets me get the voyeur crown."

The truth comes out.

Well, at least I know what gender you are.

PLEASE tell me someone logged that global message of the poor gnomes being attacked by rabid adventurers.

I hadn't seen it when it happened, but once you mentioned it I searched and found the line.

This is what I saw.

Razenth Zayah (Male Demigod).
He is 170 years old, having been born on the 19th of Shanthin, 113 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 7th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is an Astral Traveller in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy (honours) and the Order of the Secret Flame (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'Phantom Bookbinding Cartel.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Peppermint Artisan Cartel.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Hunter's Forging Cartel.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Sheen's Jewelry Cartel.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Kitten Tailoring Cartel.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Caramel Candy Cooking Cartel.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Kethuru ftaghn!'
He is deemed a Storyteller by the Bardic Council of Vesteran Honours.
He is deemed an Apprentice by the Artisanal Council of Vesteran Honours.
He is considered to be approximately 800% of your might.
He has taken the hand of Vermilla Zayah in marriage.
He has been divorced once.
He is a root generation member of the House of Zayah by marriage.
See HONOURS FULL RAZENTH to view his 34 special honours.

I know it's not technically a funny quote, but I want to share the love on this!



Bridge from Sigholt in the Wayfarer Redemption series

(Celest): Telperion says, "Azula are you a blue butted kephera?"

(Celest): You say, "Huh?"

(Celest): Telperion says, "Every time you go by you blind us with your blue glow."

(Celest): Azula says, "Erm... No."

(Celest): Telperion says, "A sudden flare of an ausetere blue glow blinds you..."

(Celest): You say, "Sounds like glowbutt to me."

(Celest): Azula says, "Ah yes... that's my merian heritage forcing it's way out."

Telperion tells you, "Hrm. Could be blue flames... don't ask."

(Adiks): Saoirse says, "Hey guys?"

(Celest): Azula says, "And silly Arix, everyone knows that humans butts glow bright red, kepheras glow luminous green to phosphorescent yellow."

(Celest): You say, "I defer to your vast knowledge of various butts."

(Celest): Telperion says, "Human butts glow bright red? They do? I... would think they have a problem like a prolapse should that be the case or sat in something."

(Celest): Azula says, "You better, such is all encompassing knowledge of a Confessor."

(Celest): You say, "I think maybe Azula likes to spank people."

(Celest): You say, "But enough about Azula's habits."

(Celest): Jinx says, "If you're spanking your kids to discipline them, you're doing it wrong. The key is to pull their tails sharply."

(Celest): Fania says, "What if they don't have tails?"

(Celest): Azula says, "Precisely."

(Celest): Fuyu (from the Aetherways) says, "Yes!Like me."

(Celest): You say, "Then CLEARLY you must glue tails on."

(Celest): Azula says, "Butts, unlike tails... are universal."

(Celest): Azula says, "Same with hair."

(Adiks): Fuyu (from the Aetherways) says, "I don't..exactly have what'd you call as hair."

(Celest): Jinx says, "Then you should ask yourself what you're doing with a child without a tail. I mean really."

(Celest): Fuyu (from the Aetherways) says, "I don't..exactly have what'd you call as hair."

(Celest): Azula says, "Even Kethuru in his blob-like form has a butt!"

(Celest): Naralis says, "If no hair, find something that you can pull and have at it."

(Celest): Fania says, "You can't pull them on their butts..."

(Celest): Azula says, "That is why you spank them, softly but rapidly, or long hard wallops."

(Celest): Jinx says, "I guess you could tug their wings."

(Celest): Azula says, "Wings are not universal.."

(Celest): Azula says, "There will be people without wings."

(Celest): Jinx says, "Hrm. Tug their fur?"

(Celest): Azula says, "Butts will perpetually be present, in all creatures..."

(Celest): Azula says, "Fur is not universal either... we have illithoids, merians and mugwumps who sometimes do not have fur..."

(Celest): Fania says, "I still say you can't pull their butts."

(Celest): Jinx says, "I've got it. Scales."

(Celest): Azula says, "That is why we don't pull butts... we spank them."

(Celest): Fuyu (from the Aetherways) says, "If you're going to pick fur or scales, then I'm going to be exempted from any pulling."

(Celest): You say, "We'll just hit you with a tuning fork."

(Celest): Azula says, "But you do have a butt dear, right?"

(Celest): Fuyu (from the Aetherways) says, "Why, of course, mom."

(Celest): Fuyu (from the Aetherways) says, "Why, of course, mom."

(Celest): Fuyu (from the Aetherways) says, "Er..I just echoed myself."

You missed Laranda's line.

Celest is our speshal boy

I didn't know jumpkick kills were possible >.>

I hate you all... so much. -__-

No, it's not meant to be against you. I never realized that they even did damage >.>

I can still hate. I got ganged so much. I got double-monked. And Fillin'd. And Badluck'd. But there was really maybe four people who were real threats during that revolt.

Confessor Azula Vivalde, Hope's Defender says, "He's got such a tight and cute butt, you can bounce sovereigns on it!"

It happens. Live and learn. Or not live and learn to run better. >.>

Discussing the Hallifaxian weather.



Hallifax is Russia. Complete with blunt apathy, depressive atmosphere and collectivist idealogies

Best part of that was earlier:


I just found it amusing. Talking about how people talk.