Quotes 7

by Arix

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Casilu2010-12-26 06:19:23

Shuyin tells you, "...oh dear."
Shuyin tells you, "Oh good gods why."

Shuyin's reaction to the milk hammers.
Yiila2010-12-26 06:41:39
You say, "Suppose I should work on combat and get a proper shield."

You say, "Or more herbs."

Kammersanger Syridean Dawneye, Servant of the Song says, "Either or."

"Heh heh heh" Syridean chuckles.

You peer at Syridean unscrupulously.

You ask Syridean, "Do you know what we call that?"

Kammersanger Syridean Dawneye, Servant of the Song asks, "Call what..?"

You exclaim to Syridean, "THE HALLIFAXIAN ANSWER, I AM NOT AMUSED SIR!"


People keep telling me "yes" when I ask what to learn at the moment... my mind is -this- close to exploding.
Daraius2010-12-26 06:43:23
QUOTE (Sylandra @ Dec 26 2010, 01:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just found it amusing. Talking about how people talk. laugh.gif


Classic! You must be a sucker for punishment trying to make small talk with Shevats.
Unknown2010-12-26 10:32:41
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The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.

Ironbeard the Magnanimous hiccups and says, "Special people like Exaviel deserve something special on special days."

Ironbeard the Magnanimous falls away to the ground.


Ironbeard can't fly D:
Sylandra2010-12-26 17:51:57
QUOTE (Sahmiam Mes'ard @ Dec 26 2010, 05:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ironbeard can't fly D:

He needs some floating reindeer, man. He dropped and hit his head on the Matrix when he bugged Syl. >.>
Kaalak2010-12-26 20:07:07
readlog celest

2010/12/24 07:39:29 - Blackadder stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.




Lendren2010-12-26 20:14:39
That's not Blackadder, that's Mr. Bean.
Sylandra2010-12-26 20:59:29
Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Say it is of no consequence, continue with the topic."

You say, "It is of no consequence, let us continue with the topic."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "A very intelligent observation and suggestion."
Yiila2010-12-26 21:48:34
most gangster zap ever:

Complex equations flash briefly across the firmament.
A sharp crackling noise precedes the sudden impact of white lightning against your chest, numbers
and functions flashing over your body as your innards churn in agony.
Elostian2010-12-26 21:49:36
Wrong one
Lendren2010-12-26 22:54:28
But if he only just joined, logically, he's the First.
Unknown2010-12-26 23:19:14
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Jinx nods his head sagely at a plush doll of Japhiel, Illuminator of Merciful Justice.
A plush doll of Japhiel, Illuminator of Merciful Justice nods sagely at Jinx as it plops open its book, flipping through the pages before bopping a page with his gavel.
3324h, 3948m, 3663e, 10p, 14460en, 17880w ex-

A Kusala of the Tahtetso slowly wakens, looking fit and refreshed.
3324h, 3948m, 3663e, 10p, 14460en, 17880w ex-

A plush doll of Japhiel, Illuminator of Merciful Justice says, "Ho ho ho! Merry... Celestia?"
A plush doll of Japhiel, Illuminator of Merciful Justice peers about itself unscrupulously.
Abethor2010-12-26 23:54:44
"Cerxi has been beaten to a pulp by Ironbeard the Magnanimous."

Hahaha
Ixion2010-12-27 00:52:55
You open your stocking and pull out a group of 130 bags of rotten eggs.

Merry Christmas you filthy animal.
Dynami2010-12-27 01:15:46
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(Celest): Inagin says, "You know how many times I had to touch those zombies to make them spit out
all 5 items?"
(Celest): Inagin says, "Not to mention being clawed by spectres."
(Celest): Pesukaru says, "Inagin, I'd prefer not to hear about you touching zombies."
(Celest): Roselie says, "Its ok, long as you washed your hands..."

laugh.gif
Llesvelt2010-12-27 02:05:16
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You tell Lady Sylandra Skyplume, the Morning Gale, "// He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's loyal and who is about to get their wings ripped off and thrown out of Hallifax from the highest spire. Elostian is coming, to town."

Sylandra tells you, "// But that doesn't rhyyme."

You tell Lady Sylandra Skyplume, the Morning Gale, "// The Politburo can fix that."


This is how Christmas works in Hallifax.
Rodngar2010-12-27 03:37:18
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ Dec 26 2010, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is how Christmas works in Hallifax.

Does that mean Elostian is like Santa-Bot from Futurama?
Neos2010-12-27 04:12:00
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Tedd has been utterly ravaged by an emaciated virgin.

Teruelle has been utterly ravaged by an emaciated virgin.

(Celest): Azula says, "This is what you get when the Cassius boys try picking up ladies."
Lorina2010-12-28 01:21:29
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You quickly unwrap a twinkling white present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful
confetti into the air, and excitedly pull a pocketbelt from within.



This makes...10.
Unknown2010-12-28 01:33:29
Ironbeard sat there for like half an hour... then, suddenly:

With a sudden look of concentration, Ironbeard the Magnanimous smiles a crooked smile, rubs his ample stomach, and fades to nothingness, followed by the sound of a distant belch.

The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile
about himself as he arrives.
Laughing deeply, Ironbeard the Magnanimous proclaims, "Happy Anniversary, Aeral!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a twinkling white present!

You quickly unwrap a twinkling white present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull some gold sovereigns from within.

You possess 109 items and are carrying 8898 gold sovereigns.