He has to run out of pocketbelts eventually, right?

You would think...or he could be....magic...

(Market): Lorain says, "Seeing a cock."

(Market): Lorain says, "Cook."

(Market): Lorain says, "Ment cook."

(Market): Casilu says, "Also seeking roosters."

You give a chicken to Fata Morgana, the living mirage.

You say, "Deliver to Lorain."
Fata Morgana, the living mirage wavers thoughtfully before enveloping a chicken within a cloud of
rainbow mist and dissipating into the air.

Reality seems to adjust itself as Fata Morgana, the living mirage slowly flickers back into view,
her task complete.

+---------------------------------------------------------------Tinctures-+
| bluetint: 500 goldtint: 500 greentint: 500 |
| purpletint: 500 redtint: 500 yellowtint: 500 |

337 goldtint 231 purpletint
573 greentint 438 yellowtint 8 bluetint
445 redtint

Marree Dawneye, the Smallest Guardian grins mischievously at Tedd.Marree Dawneye, the Smallest Guardian says to Tedd, "But if you are offering meat, I will happily oblige by taking it in my mouth."
Marree Dawneye, the Smallest Guardian grins mischievously at Tedd.
Firebreather Tedd Cassius says, "Uh.."

You sig needs to go away. It scares me.

Your sig needs to change ever so subtly, every day, just enough to unsettle people more than it already does, but never enough to be truly noticeable.

I think the sig would be scarier if it showed just one statue awakening and moving towards you (the first one on the screen, perhaps?) rather than just snapshots of them going "RAAAAH!"

The malevolent emanations of the August Healer permeate the air about you, This specially designed rapier has been forged with the knights bearing the Paladin's greatest honour in mind. Upon the hilt has been engraved the esteemed Paladin Honour of the Holy Crusader: a distinct recognition worn by but a few inhabitants of the Basin of Life. The blade has been fashioned of solid platinum, forged again and again until the blade has been refined enough to cut through the toughest stone. Upon the blade has been inscribed each of the Paladin Oaths that every aspiring knight speaks during their pilgrimage as well as their knighting. curses raining down upon This specially designed rapier has been forged with the knights bearing the Paladin's greatest honour in mind. Upon the hilt has been engraved the esteemed Paladin Honour of the Holy Crusader: a distinct recognition worn by but a few inhabitants of the Basin of Life. The blade has been fashioned of solid platinum, forged again and again until the blade has been refined enough to cut through the toughest stone. Upon the blade has been inscribed each of the Paladin Oaths that every aspiring knight speaks during their pilgrimage as well as their knighting. enemies.
You feel agonizing pain over the malevolent emanations of the August Healer.
The malevolent emanations of the August Healer fade away.

God those stupid malevolent emanations.

Wow, that is just... extravagant!

Within the span of 1 minute, while watching a play in Hallifax:

Shalmae Silverplume, the Steel Magnolia says, "Now, do not lie to me once more,
for if there's anything I detest it's a liar."

Shalmae Silverplume, the Steel Magnolia cocks her head towards Eduayo and idly
brushes a feathery bang from her face.

The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the
undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard
the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
Laughing deeply, Ironbeard the Magnanimous proclaims, "Happy Anniversary,
Wuylinfe!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a twinkling white present!

"Shh!" Morbo says to Ironbeard the Magnanimous, putting a finger to his lips.
Ironbeard the Magnanimous slaps his thighs and guffaws like an old man.

Aikok's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

With a sudden look of concentration, Ironbeard the Magnanimous smiles a crooked
smile, rubs his ample stomach, and fades to nothingness, followed by the sound
of a distant belch.


Shalmae Silverplume, the Steel Magnolia says, "I am willing to pay you a sum
worth my sister's entire fortune, if you but leave her in peace."

The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the
undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard
the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
Ironbeard the Magnanimous hiccups and says, "Special people like Nathuel deserve
something special on special days."
You have emoted: Wuylinfe coughs quietly and tucks away the gift in his lap.

-=-You have recovered balance on all limbs.-=-
Commissar Eduayo Swiftwing opens his mouth to speak, but finds no words.
Shalmae's eyes sparkle in amusement.

I love it. No one passed out this time though, which is really sad.

An excerpt from Adrienne's ally list. Anyone who knows her will realise how terribly amusing this is.

(Newbie): Vleek says, "I've heard it's Raezon's fault the finks are ugly."

Weird.