Malicia was never here, apparently.

Edit: Ahem... Deleting stuff. Nothing to see here.

Ooh quotey time:
Forging plate design talks.. oh Glevich how you amuse me.
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Glevich tells you, "Yeah, I'm looking at the compendiums with all the forging things.. I was thinking th bloodied maiden one in Dreadhelm."

You tell Ur'Tactician Glevich Mastvin, Corporal in the Army, "Are you a woman?"

You carefully study a forging design.
Item: Field plate Type: Plate Org: Dreadhelm
Commodities: steel 143 gold 72 silver 35
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: FIELDPLATE, FIELD, PLATE, PLATEMAIL
Appearance:
a bloody maiden suit of field plate armour
Dropped:
A bloody looking suit of field plate armour rests on the ground here.
Examined:
Forged from strong Angkrag steel, this suit of field plate is
specifically designed for the female frame. Moulded to fit, the
breastplate protects and accentuates the feminine attributes
beautifully. Flaring out at the bottom lower than most, the breastplate
serves to protect the lower abdomen of the lady wearing it. Angkrag red
gold flows down the breastplate and the back plate, giving the
impression of dripping blood. The red gold design trails down the arm
guards all the way to the wrist guards, all of which are fastened
together with steel chain links. Gruesome steel spikes adorn the
shoulder and elbow caps of the armour. Above the right breast, etched in
silver, is the design of a maiden holding a red mask.
Comments:

and...
Waster of Time, Toracu Sol'Dryga, Progeny of Tauro shouts, "Is it just me or does Celest smell like rotting fish?"

Waster of Time, Toracu Sol'Dryga, Progeny of Tauro shouts, "And the winner of comebacks isssss: (redacted) with a well played pass the blame."

Toracu has been seared to death by the divine flame of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
You see the death occur at the Aetherplex Chamber.

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "In the future, I would mind your words after asking favours of Me, Toracu. I have limited patience."

Waster of Time, Toracu Sol'Dryga, Progeny of Tauro shouts, "Well I'll be damned. Time really is a valuable thing. Maybe if I were a trill I'd understand better!"

Novitiate Marcalo shouts, "Or at least maybe if you SHUT THE NIL UP!"

Waster of Time, Toracu Sol'Dryga, Progeny of Tauro shouts, "I tried, but the Demon Lords are chattier than I!"

Toracu has been seared to death by the divine flame of Kalikai, the Crimson Eye.
You see the death occur at before the Portal of Fate.

An energetic burst of deafening sound crashes across the sky as the voice of Kalikai reveberates, "That's the second time you lost a game of 'pass the blame', shard. Perhaps now you'll learn something, eh?"

Waster of Time, Toracu Sol'Dryga, Progeny of Tauro shouts, "Ah but Kalikai, I am the Shard of Tauro! Surely you know how stubborn we can be. And oh so very..BULLHEADED!! HA!"

I wish I could be only half as tanky as that.

Oh, astral insanity...

But I really do hate the blood of a Demon Lord. Generally if they're bleeding they've died, plus that blood stains so badly you'll never get it out. And robes are expensive these days!

On the topic of epic quests:

(clan): * says, "-sings- Squids, squids... nothing annoys me more. As I
search for them upon the ocean floor. I'm so annoyed, I'm about to start kicking them in the head.
One kick, two kick, wham, bam, DEAD!"

are you referring to the fact that there are two Iythas or that Avechna is around?

that's the most amount of people I've seen around in quite some time

The last time there was this many was when Gaudi and Halli was released

Towards the end of a long philosophical discussion:



I think I like this Llesvelt kid.

P.S. We're talking about the Milgram experiment.

(Ship): Lorina says, "Death is on the horizon!"

Flarya has been beaten to a pulp by a floating urn.

Neos has been shocked into an early grave by a floating urn.

Staar has been beaten to a pulp by a floating urn.

Staar has been poisoned by a floating urn.

Elodres has been crushed to death by a floating urn.

Elodres has fallen to the deadly poisons of a floating urn.

...whoops.

I'm a squishy little Elfen Aquamancer.

You had how many people linking urns at one time?

Message #1 Sent by: Solanis
01/09 23:43 "Damn mislabelled flashpoints. Now where hell am I D:."

Message #2 Sent by: Solanis
01/09 23:43 "Which bubble is Crum."

Message #3 Sent by: Solanis
01/09 23:51 "I AM WIN."

Message #4 Sent by: Solanis
01/09 23:52 "At any rate, basically the flash WAS right but I didn't realise ? meant bubble."

Message #5 Sent by: Solanis
01/09 23:52 "But I found my way back!"

Message #6 Sent by: Solanis
01/09 23:52 "So I'm awesome."

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(Circle of the Muses): Shric (from the Realm of the Sidereal Prince) says, "Please don't kill me."

(Circle of the Muses): You say, "It is not my place, but I would entreat You to not kill Shric. If only because he means well."

(Circle of the Muses): Lyreth says, "By the good faith of the emotionless baroness, you are saved, My Avatar."

You will now be known as Lady Sylandra Skyplume, Emotionless Baroness, by order of Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince.

You say, "I--blast."

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.

(Circle of the Muses): Shric (from the Realm of the Sidereal Prince) says, "I thank the emotionless baroness - and the Lord Sidereal, of course."

You say, "Ahem. Nothing to see here."

A melodious voice laces through the air, "Congratulations, dear. You have risen in station."

Irillia blinks.

You say, "Thank You my Lord, it is an honor to be the brunt of a Divine joke."

A melodious voice laces through the air, "One does try."

There's more fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun things to Solanis that are yet to leave the proverbial closet.