(Clan): Lekius says, "That was a terrible quest."

(Clan): Lekius says, "Er event."

(Clan): Emmeline says, "WHYYYY!!! WHHY MY PIGGY!!! I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY, I
LOVEDED YOOOUUUHOOOHOOOOHOOO."

(Clan): Emmeline says, "..."

(Clan): Emmeline says, "Mis."

Fillin calls a lesser blessing of the Domotheos of Death down upon the Paladins Guild.

wot?

Whoa.

That's so cool. But the deathsight sucks.

There's a bug where the Death Blessing causes a loop.

Basically if you kill someone from the guild that has a lesser blessing, they explode, do damage to you, and then die. But if you have some sort of damage rebound effect yourself (justice domoth, for example, or Mag's unholy water) it causes a small loop that damages the blessed person until they immediately die a second time.

It's been submitted ages ago, and until then people just leave that blessing dormant or cast it on their enemies in ambiguous examples of bug abuse. :/

Actually, it doesn't precisely cause a loop - they're just at zero health, so ANY amount of damage will immediately kill them again. It only takes one hit from cloudring or firering, for instance, and unholywater only ever hits once.

(Glomdoring): Baden (from the Nexus World of Glomdoring) says, "Hmm.. it seems I forgot the words to get back to prime from the manifestation of Master Ravenwood Tree."


(Glomdoring): Narynth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I bathe in the Beauty of Darkness."


(Glomdoring): You say, "You do, of course, bathe in the beauty of darkness."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Yes, that."


(Glomdoring): Celina (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hocus Pocus Abra Kaboodle."


(Glomdoring): Narynth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Celina's also works."

(Glomdoring): Tau (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Kaboodle..?"

(Glomdoring): You say, "But you should cluck first."

(Glomdoring): Narynth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Kadoodle, actually."

(Glomdoring): Crek (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Kaboodle!"

(Glomdoring): Baden (from the Nexus World of Glomdoring) says, "Err... Celina...I think you're talking about the wrong Manifestation."

(Glomdoring): Celina (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Secret Glomdoring language."

(Glomdoring): Ssaliss (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Psh. You just ascend to the havens, obviously."

(Glomdoring): Yunli (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Cluck? I thought you had to oink."

(Glomdoring): Baden (from the Nexus World of Glomdoring) says, ".."

(Glomdoring): Celina (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ah, apologies. I meant K'aboodle."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Ah, yes. That as well, but only if you're a loboshigaru who needs a trimming."

(Glomdoring): Narynth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "There we are, Celina."

(Clan): Kregarn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What the hell just happened?"




Behold, the Mighty Glomdoring! We're not ALWAYS emo.

Ah... probably explains the zap then.

Liwase has been slammed, smashed, crushed, pummeled, and finally rent in half by Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation.

If I ever get a zap, I want a deathsight message like this. I'd probably add burned, mangled and molestified though

EDIT: that or 'thoroughly disheveled'

Sounds like a typical episode of Jersey Shore...

I work on the "Shore". They don't tip.

l norns
They are a group of shimmering divinities and are short gnome-like creatures,
squat and strangely ugly.

Tully, Janitor of the Basin shouts, "If ye need to get to the debate feel free
to port to me."

A large bottle of port flies through the skies, drawing a large string of liquor
through the air before it strikes forcefully into the middle of Tully's face.

The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Seek Me on
Avechna's peak if you wish to test yourself against those would would shatter
your ego and lay your wit to ruin. Know the rules of debate, found in announce
post 1704, lest you be disqualified."

You blink.

You tell Tully, Janitor of the Basin, "Are you alright Mister Tully? I saw you
get hit with.. a bottle?"

Tully tells you, "I am fine, I think it was just a divine illusion for my bad
grammar."


Let this be a lesson to you all - Fear the Bad Grammar.

(LALALA): Person says, "Because they've unleshed, what, three
soulless?"

(LALALA): Person says, "Kethuru twice and then Xenthos that I know
of."

Junior Fellow Casilu says, "An amplified pigeon."

look pigeon
Its little body crushed, a baby pigeon lies here, its life snuffed out prematurely.

You say, "It looks dead to me."

Junior Fellow Casilu says, "Sounds like a personal problem."

Junior Fellow Vadania Valtyros, Master of Temporal Science says, "I can verify that it is oscillating differently than was before."

You exclaim, "It's not oscillating at all!"

Junior Fellow Vadania Valtyros, Master of Temporal Science says, "That is quite a difference."

Casilu nods her head emphatically.

You have emoted: Maeah writes on her slate, "Use me."

Vasnier blinks.

You make a beckoning motion to no one in particular.

Eleana welcomes you into her coven.

(Coven): Mirenye says, "Add in Maeah?"

You nod your head emphatically.

Vasnier clutches you firmly, preparing to use you.

Eleana links hands with you and the other members of the coven, forming a sacred
circle.

You bop Vasnier on the head.

Eleana snickers softly to herself.

(Clan): You say, "XD."

(Clan): You say, "That looked wrong."

Vasnier grabs at Eleana and proudly proclaims, "Mine!"

(Clan): You say, "Noooot what I meant."

There is a Dilbert cartoon in here somewhere.

Poor Avechna.
But he still has more ego than Sior.

That's without any buffs.

Try ASSESS on an Immortal some time.