Your zap is getting old.

I'll start throwing you to the Void.

Apparently, being the Shulamit gets me zapped.

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "...Being the Shulamit gets you
that..."

A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "...Consider it My gift.."

This was from discussion of me being THE Shulamit. Whatever that is. My first zap. I had a rl heart attack

Edit - Mind you, I always expected to get zapped. Just by Lord Lyreth though.

(Market): Toracu says, "Trans forger with more patterns and cartels than Kalikai has divine awesomeness."
(Market): Elostian says, "So you have at least 2 patterns?

Made my Laugh

After Lord Elostian remodels the ship so that port and starboard are on the wrong side and the ship flies backwards:

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "What are you doing standing here?"

You say, "Pondering the layout of the ship."

You say, "Like how the bow of the ship is at the back of the ship."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Let me teach you something about
logic."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "If you have the option to ram into an
enemy vessel, you don't want your guns on the bit you ram them with."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "That would be stupid."

You say, "How do You know there is where I was going to put the ram?"

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Where?"

You say, "Here at the front?"

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "And ruin your guns?"

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "I don't get you mortals."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Look. Let Me try and explain this.
I'll use small words."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "If you bash your guns into something,
they might break. Things that break don't work anymore."

You roll your eyes.

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "If they don't work anymore, and the
guns on the other ship weren't stupidly mounted next to the ram and still work, they will shoot you.
You will then have a hole in your ship. Holes in your ship are generally a discomfort."

You ask, "How do You know I wasn't going to put the ram on the back and then just have Morbo put it
in reverse?"

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Because of Isaac Eepex' second law of
Physics."

You ask, "For every opinion of a mortal, Lord Elostian will have an equal but opposite opinion?"

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Well. That is true, but not what I
meant."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Well, you're being rather boring
today. I'll go find someone else to pick on."

You say, "Fine."

You say, "I am going to fix this ship."

The will of Elostian descends on the vicinity and you have a short moment to register your
predicament before reality begins to churn wildly and opens up to reveal the utter emptiness of the
Void. You reel on the edge of infinity for the briefest of an instant while parts of your body are
stripped away and disappear into the blackness, causing you to scream in agony. Suddenly the rift
closes again, saving you from certain death.

You say, "I suppose I deserved that."

You give a pained sigh.

(Ays Chaeyr): Elostian says, "Careful or I'll give your new toy to Ileein."

(Ays Chaeyr): You say, "I'll quit Hallifax and leave You and Ileein to handling things then."

(Ays Chaeyr): You say, "Muahahaha."

(Ays Chaeyr): Elostian says, "I call your bluff and raise Avatar."

(Ays Chaeyr): You say, "Harsh."

(Ays Chaeyr): Elostian says, "I know, this is a most one-sided relationship."

(Ays Chaeyr): You say, "I feel so used."

Elostian forgot about MAGIC. You can have your ram in the middle of the ship and still have a functional aethership.

Elostian didn't forget about magic, he just prefers SCIENCE.

Ohmygod this is like every conversation with Elostian ever summarized beautifully. (I love You, Elo? )

In that case, you all should tell him that he should definitely -not- sacrifice himself to give each and every mortal shard non elder god demigod/ascendant, thereby removing mortality as a whole from the basin!

The problem with this is that he questions everything... but questioning does not necessarily lead to action.

That's why we get him drunk.

Drunk on SCIENCE.

A bolt of white lightning shoots across the firmament and strikes a point deep within the Divine Havens.

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "THAT WAS OUR SPARE TOGA!"

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "Oops.."

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "If Lyreth wasn't wearing it, you'd still have it."

The deep, melodious voice of Lyreth carries to you on the winds, "Why you...!"

An energetic burst of deafening sound crashes across the sky as the voice of Kalikai reveberates, "Oh don't worry, Evepuff. The hole quite favourably increases its visual impact."

A resounding boom sounds from the Divine Havens as licks of golden flame materialise before sputtering out in incandescent wisps of smoke.

The deep, melodious voice of Lyreth carries to you on the winds, "Kalikai, dear, stand STILL."

An energetic burst of deafening sound crashes across the sky as the voice of Kalikai reveberates, "What the NIL. That was MY WHISKEY!!"

A bolt of white lightning shoots across the firmament and strikes a point deep within the Divine Havens.

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "THAT WAS OUR SPARE TOGA!"

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "Oops.."

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "If Lyreth wasn't wearing it, you'd still have it."

The deep, melodious voice of Lyreth carries to you on the winds, "Why you...!"

An energetic burst of deafening sound crashes across the sky as the voice of Kalikai reveberates, "Oh don't worry, Evepuff. The hole quite favourably increases its visual impact."

A resounding boom sounds from the Divine Havens as licks of golden flame materialise before sputtering out in incandescent wisps of smoke.

The deep, melodious voice of Lyreth carries to you on the winds, "Kalikai, dear, stand STILL."

An energetic burst of deafening sound crashes across the sky as the voice of Kalikai reveberates, "What the NIL. That was MY WHISKEY!!

Sohei Malarious, of the Quietus shouts, "Stand between Lady Kalikai and Her drink and there could be Nil to pay."

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "You got a fresh stock? I thought you drank it all when Velsi was saying Ooh, Kalikai."

An energetic burst of deafening sound crashes across the sky as the voice of Kalikai reveberates, "I never ran out, Bluebells. That shard was hardly a challenge. He needs to learn to talk -faster- for this to become interesting."

You see Brother Velsi Vivalde shout, "I can try my best, Lady Kalikai, but fear it may turn out for the worst."

Several spurts of flame rise from the Divine Havens in rapid succession.

An energetic burst of deafening sound crashes across the sky as the voice of Kalikai reveberates, "Stop being squeamish, featherball. I am merely improving your wings."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "Keep at it, Kalikai, and I will turn all your wine into water."

Freedom's Inferno, Munsia D'cente` booms, "She doesn't drink wine."

You see Brother Velsi Vivalde yell, "It may be more healthier!"

Mystic Kalas Vuris Ama'rua shouts, "Thought it twas whiskey."

Lilian Somnius shouts, "As she drinks whiskey, so I don't think that'll bother her."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "How little they seem to know you, Kalikai..."

You see Brother Velsi Vivalde shout, "But I also eat nothing but sugar, so that's not healthy..."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "For any of Us, it seems..."

An energetic burst of deafening sound crashes across the sky as the voice of Kalikai reveberates, "You mean that wine stash over there? And there I always thought this one was yours. It tastes like water anyway. I doubt you'll notice a difference if you actually turn it to water, eh?"

You see Brother Velsi Vivalde shout, "Anyway, like I was saying, Kafe has a lovely effect, Lady Kalikai, although I've never ingested alcohol."

(Market): Ixion says, "Join Queue for War Seal."

Rika Talnara, Twice-Marked says, "Deliver to Fillin."
Rika holds a folded-up tent out before her, and Lyxi, the cloud-winged swift quickly blows a bit of cloud over it hiding it from sight. She quickly snatches it up on a cloud tether and tows it behind her, chirping off into the distance.

Rika Talnara, Twice-Marked says, "It isn't a true camp without a tent."

I just realized Rika's pet is her avatar.

we knew Rika's pet was a pokemon for awhile now

(Ays Chaeyr): Elostian says, "You have mastered the manipulation of air, but in order to save the
world you must master all elements. It is important that you find a master of water."

(Ays Chaeyr): Elostian says, "Seek out Shulamit, of the Celest Water tribe, she will be your Water
Master."