(The Swarm): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "Aethership Siam: 1550 Hull."

(The Swarm): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "Oops."

(The Swarm): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "Yes, you're quite an aethership."

(The Swarm): You say, "Fear me."

(The Swarm): You say, "I'm the only demidivine aethership."

(The Swarm): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "Aethership Siam: 1550 Hull."

(The Swarm): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "There we go."

(The Swarm): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "Fixed."

I've always thought it's bad form to quote yourself, but if I don't post this, I doubt anyone will. And I enjoyed to too much to let it go to waste. Anyways, during a discussion on aging...


You say, "Heh. What kind of wrinkles do Trill get?"

Frost-touched Phoebus Skyplume, the Wind's Chill says, "None."

Phoebus scoffs arrogantly.

You say, "Crow's feet."

Frost-touched Phoebus Skyplume, the Wind's Chill says, "Trill are naturally beautiful forev-."

Phoebus stares blankly at you.

Sylandra gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "I'm going to be murdered for this, aren't I."

Lady Sylandra Shevat, the Starless Sky says to you, "Are you a fast runner?"

Bored, and near godlike when probed is like dangling a carrot in front of a horse...

One of your reflections has been destroyed! You have 0 left.
You swing an unadorned darksteel rapier at the Great Tyrant. You cut her with a light wound.
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
The tendrils of energy surrounding the Great Tyrant wash over her form, healing her wounds.
7417h, 5560m, 6534e, 10p, elxkd<>- {20.4679}
The Great Tyrant lets out a booming laugh as she claps her hands together, sending a vicious shockwave through the vicinity which shakes your body to the core.
A reflection of Esano blinks out of existence.
4267h, 5560m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {20.4799} -3150
You must first stand up before you can do that.
4267h, 5560m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {20.4989}
4267h, 5560m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {20.5019}
You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
5418h, 5560m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {20.5409} +1151
You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the rift to 2891.
5418h, 5560m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {20.554}
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
6382h, 5610m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {20.596} +964 +50
6382h, 5610m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {20.6019}
Autobashing canceled
The Great Tyrant lets out a booming laugh as she claps her hands together, sending a vicious shockwave through the vicinity which shakes your body to the core.
3930h, 5460m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {21.4679} -2452 -150
3930h, 5460m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {21.5289}
Esano stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
3930h, 5460m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {22.142}
Esano takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.
3930h, 5460m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {22.179}
Esano eats a plug of coltsfoot.
3930h, 5460m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {22.1849}
You can only sheathe weapons you are wielding.
3930h, 5460m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {22.19}
You can only sheathe weapons you are wielding.
3930h, 5460m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {22.195}
You don't have any free hands with which to draw a weapon.
3930h, 5460m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {22.201}
You don't have any free hands with which to draw a weapon.
3930h, 5460m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {22.2219}
The Great Tyrant clicks her nails together idly, causing liquid globes of power to appear from thin air before directing them at you with a flourish. You scream in agony as they sink into your skin, causing flesh and bone to decay from within.
You cease to wield an unadorned darksteel rapier.
26h, 5460m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {22.47} -3904
You must regain balance first.
644h, 5610m, 6534e, 10p, elxkdp<>- {22.9229} +618 +150
You have recovered balance on your right arm. 2.6159
You slowly hobble out.
644h, 5610m, 6534e, 10p, elrxkdp<>- {23.095}
You slowly hobble out.
644h, 5610m, 6534e, 10p, elrxkdp<>- {23.1319}
You must have two good legs to do that.
644h, 5610m, 6534e, 10p, elrxkdp<>- {23.1729}
You are paralysed and cannot do that.
644h, 5610m, 6534e, 10p, elrxkdp<>- {23.187}
Frustratingly, your body won't respond to your call to action.
644h, 5610m, 6534e, 10p, elrxkdp<>- {23.194}
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The bones in your right leg mend.
644h, 5610m, 6534e, 10p, elrxkdp<>- {23.229}
644h, 5360m, 6534e, 10p, lrxkdp<>- {23.2939} -250
644h, 5110m, 6534e, 10p, lrxkdp<>- {23.5709}
The Great Tyrant clicks her nails together idly, causing liquid globes of power to appear from thin air before directing them at you with a flourish. You scream in agony as they sink into your skin, causing flesh and bone to decay from within.
You have been slain by the Great Tyrant.
Ixion has been obliterated by the indomitable might of the Great Tyrant

I know about people winning different seals, but I was referring to if you could actually win more than one in the same year. Apparently you can't. With that said, I'd better NOT lose Knowledge!

Pff, who am I kidding? It's an almost guaranteed loss. >.>

Dude, I saw the deathsight and was like 'What the IS that thing?!

Oooo, burrrrn.

Probably didn't help that I wasn't deffed or surged, but 3k damage every 1s = PAIN

Context.


****************The Culture of the Territories of Gaudiguch****************

Credibility Rating: 300 (+150 Credibility Bonus)
Cultural Activity: 187 (18%)
Visiting Scholars: 26
Visiting Bards: 21

CULTURE TOTAL: 534

That quote didn't even need context... are you sure you're not misunderstanding it, Casipants?

I am understanding it. In a different and more amusing way than you, perhaps, but I am.

That's somewhat how it is for anyone facing Fillin or Balestone, but faster.

Those Tyrant attacks are stronger than Marani fully charged, try again Mr. Exaggeration Extremist!

Nerf Neos.

I'll exaggerate all I want thank you very much. And I said somewhat.

Just leave me with punch and kick why don't you.

Gawsh Ixion it's like you don't have a sense of humor.

No humour because you're bringing your griping into a thread that should just be about funnies.

(Serenwilde): Pyawr (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Would anyone like
some candy? Granted, the candy is in the form of body parts and organs."

(Serenwilde): Wobou (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Do they taste like
body parts and organs?"

(Serenwilde): Pyawr (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I think they would
taste like chocolate."

(Serenwilde): Wobou (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But you haven't
tasted them yourself? I'm growing suspicious."

(Serenwilde): Pyawr (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Drats! Wobou is on to
me. I cannot luer him into my shop, cut him into little pieces, and sell him as
candy, too."

(Serenwilde): Wobou (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I've foiled your
plot."

All is well in Gaudiguch

(*): Elodres (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Mages are special."
(*): Elodres (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We're like that child no one likes to talk about."

So you're the step headed red child of lusternia?


Yes I know it is suppose to be red headed stepchild...but my dyslexia likes to make a fool of me and well..step headed red child just seems so much funnier to say.

One of the most epic quotes ever happened today on our double exp dragon hunt.

Saerin tells you, "// I just thought of something."

You tell Trooper Saerin, Midnight Empath, "//what?

Saerin tells you, "// How much pot did the designers need to smoke to say "Hey, let's make them kill dragons with spaceships!""

(Ship): Lehki says, "Cartman rule 34 makes me <3."
(Ship): Lehki says, "..."
(Ship): Lehki says, "Okay miss."