Quotes 7

by Arix

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Arix2011-02-01 10:40:30
QUOTE (Shiri @ Feb 1 2011, 01:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Re: recent politics

Solanis tells you, "I just found the notion hilarious."
Solanis tells you, "The 'Grandma Nejii would be rolling in her grave' type."

I'm not dead yet, but...


fixed
Laranda2011-02-01 18:50:28
Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "Laranda..."

You give Catarin a respectful salute.

You ask Catarin, "What do you need?"

Malicia's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "Why does everyone always assume I need something. Maybe I am just
saying hello."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "Given how friendly I am."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "I could ask how the wife and kids are."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "Sadly you have not gotten married thus that avenue of small talk is
denied me."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "So I must resort to inane comments on the weather."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "And the general splendor of our surroundings."

Catarin shakes her head.

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "How trite."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "Please get married and produce offspring to avoid this in the future."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says to Malicia, "I have clearly broken him."
Malicia2011-02-01 18:51:25
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You carefully crank up a petite porcelain and beryl music box and hold it up as it begins to play. Sombre notes rise up from a petite porcelain and beryl music box as a golden glow radiates outwards from it to engulf all nearby.

A petite porcelain and beryl music box continues to play, disrupting the regeneration of your enemies.

You wave a petite porcelain and beryl music box about energetically.

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "What is that?"

You ask, "Lovely, isn't it?"

You say, "A music box!"

A petite porcelain and beryl music box continues to play, disrupting the regeneration of your enemies.

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "A music box?"

You say, "Pesukaru enchanted it for me."

You nod your head emphatically.

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai looks skeptical.


A petite porcelain and beryl music box continues to play, disrupting the regeneration of your enemies.

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "Enchanted it to do what...?"

You smile impishly and say, "To play music..."

Catarin smirks.

You say, "It also disrupts my enemies' regeneration."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "Is the music that bad?"

A petite porcelain and beryl music box continues to play, disrupting the regeneration of your enemies.

You say, "I thought it sounded lovely but, not everyone likes it."

You say, "But as they're usually my enemy, it's fine."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "It seems odd to pull out a music box and wind it up in the middle of a fight."

You ask, "Who doesn't want to fight to the sound of music?"

You say, "Sets the mood."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, ""Hang on one second! I need my music to fight properly! Any requests?""

haha
Isa2011-02-01 20:06:03
QUOTE (Laranda @ Feb 1 2011, 06:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "Laranda..."

You give Catarin a respectful salute.

You ask Catarin, "What do you need?"

Malicia's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "Why does everyone always assume I need something. Maybe I am just
saying hello."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "Given how friendly I am."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "I could ask how the wife and kids are."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "Sadly you have not gotten married thus that avenue of small talk is
denied me."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "So I must resort to inane comments on the weather."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "And the general splendor of our surroundings."

Catarin shakes her head.

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "How trite."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says, "Please get married and produce offspring to avoid this in the future."

Ecclesiar Catarin Inalai says to Malicia, "I have clearly broken him."


Hrm

In regards to marriage/offspring, some would likely say that he may not be the one to break! :-P
Siam2011-02-02 09:10:50
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You rush up to a ruddy red, angelic pony with tattered wings and throw your hands into the
air, giving a loud "WOO!"
A ruddy red, angelic pony with tattered wings blinks incredulously at you.

p pony
Complete with a ruddy red coat, this small pony is angelic. He has tattered wings, and his
mane cascades down the backside of his neck. His large eyes resemble pale brown pools.
A ruddy red, angelic pony with tattered wings appears to be extraordinarily strong.
He weighs about 1000 pounds.
His feedbag is nearly full and he is looking quite nourished.
He is loyal to Exeryte, the Rainmaker.

Exeryte, the Rainmaker says, "Don't scare mah pony!"

Exeryte, the Rainmaker says, "I wish he was more manly."

Exeryte, the Rainmaker sighs, "Pony."

You say, "I like pony as pony is."

Exeryte, the Rainmaker says, "Me too."

You say, "So unique."

Exeryte, the Rainmaker says, "And if he was fatter."

Exeryte, the Rainmaker says, "And blacker."

Exeryte, the Rainmaker says, "And had red eyes."

Exeryte beams broadly at a ruddy red, angelic pony with tattered wings.
A ruddy red, angelic pony with tattered wings inches bashfully over to Exeryte and nuzzles
him tenderly.

You say, "Gotta accept him for what he is."

You give a ruddy red, angelic pony with tattered wings a thumbs up.
A ruddy red, angelic pony with tattered wings blinks incredulously at you.

You suddenly lunge forward with a growl and sink your teeth firmly into a ruddy red,
angelic pony with tattered wings.
A ruddy red, angelic pony with tattered wings blinks incredulously at you.

Exeryte gives a horrified gasp.

You say, "Nope, not demi-food."

Exeryte vigorously shakes his head in adamant disagreement.

Exeryte, the Rainmaker says, "I will from this day forward accept my pony as an important
and great beast."

Exeryte, the Rainmaker pets his pony awkwardly.

You say, "This is good."

With a flourish of your arm, you bow deeply.

Exeryte gives you a respectful salute.

Exeryte, the Rainmaker says, "Thanks for helpin!"

You exclaim, "And I shall take your word!"

You brandish your fists defiantly.

You say, "Of course."

You say, "Have a leg."

You cease wielding a mutilated leg in your right hand.

You give a mutilated leg to Exeryte, the Rainmaker.

You nod your head emphatically.

Exeryte, the Rainmaker says, "Awesome, thank you."

Exeryte suddenly lunges forward with a growl and sinks his teeth firmly into a mutilated
leg.

Exeryte, the Rainmaker says, "Demi-food."


Fun times with Ex!
Unknown2011-02-02 09:58:06
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Feb 2 2011, 08:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fun times with Ex!


My two ponies have been way more awesome. And probably worthy of Exeryte's envy, given they were majorly fat.
Kaalak2011-02-02 18:25:06
2011/02/02 17:02:55 - Wintermute stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.


Awesome.
Razenth2011-02-02 18:53:43
Just finished Neuromancer. AWESOME.
Miciah2011-02-02 23:22:17
So, this I found highly amusing, after Krin 'commanded' me to never kill the Krokani cook again and I told him I don't take orders from the likes of him. This happened. I don't have the quote for being enemied to the Templars, but I laughed hard at this one:

2011/02/02 03:57:15 - Krin declared Miciah to be a formal enemy. Reason: purposefully stealing the gold of citizens, (amount 5k) and when asked to peacefully solve the situation, he acted disrespectful, and idiotic."
Diamondais2011-02-02 23:49:11
laugh.gif
james2011-02-02 23:52:34
leadership of our great Gaudi nation....
Ilyssa2011-02-02 23:56:29
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, IT'S TIME TO GRIEF.

(and get Quotes closed for a little while, if this propagates)
Arix2011-02-03 00:50:48
QUOTE (Miciah Llaewell @ Feb 2 2011, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So, this I found highly amusing, after Krin 'commanded' me to never kill the Krokani cook again and I told him I don't take orders from the likes of him. This happened. I don't have the quote for being enemied to the Templars, but I laughed hard at this one:

2011/02/02 03:57:15 - Krin declared Miciah to be a formal enemy. Reason: purposefully stealing the gold of citizens, (amount 5k) and when asked to peacefully solve the situation, he acted disrespectful, and idiotic."


I hope you remembered to compliment Krin on his lovely glass house as you reached for that handful of rocks.
EDIT: Everyone with class knows that it's better to make the cook paranoid. That way people get their hopes up when he's not dead, only to have them crushed by his refusal to deal with them
Malarious2011-02-03 01:17:53
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Random thing of the day."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Fairie wings dropped by a bandit."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "It bears the distinctive mark of the Paladins Guild."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Veyrzhul says, "Because we're all fairies there."
Maeah2011-02-03 04:21:22
(Serenwilde): Sondayga (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "A centaur hunter
shuffling at me!"

(Serenwilde): Sondayga (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "A centaur hunter
shuffling at me!"

(Serenwilde): Sondayga (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "A centaur hunter
shuffling at me!"

(Serenwilde): Solanis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hee."

(Serenwilde): Vasnier (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bahahaha."

(Serenwilde): Sondayga (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "A centaur hunter
shuffling at me!"

(Serenwilde): Sondayga (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "A centaur hunter
shuffling at me!"

(Serenwilde): Sondayga (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "A centaur hunter
shuffling at me!"

(Serenwilde): Barrin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Thanks for that
update!"

(Serenwilde): Vasnier (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sondayga, leave the
room."

(Serenwilde): Solanis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Calm down, calm
down Sondy."

(Serenwilde): Cronnacht (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They do that
sometimes."


Ah, the fun of forgetting about your village revolt reflexes.
Neos2011-02-03 05:19:20
That happened to me once, back when I was just getting used to triggers and such on mudlet.
Xiel2011-02-04 04:12:32
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(-15 Mana)
(Ship): Vadi says, "All ok?"
(-68 Mana) clt all done
(Peasantface): You say, "All done."
clt the hell
(Peasantface): You say, "The hell."
(+74 Mana)
(Ship): Vadi says, "What is that."

(Ship): Samyaza says, "Firework...?"

(Ship): Vadi says, "Looks like a map."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Whyyyy did I just see a dolphin."
(-39 Mana) clt what
(Peasantface): Vadi says, "That is not a dolphin."
(+36 Mana)
(Peasantface): You say, "What."
clt that's totally a dolphin
(Peasantface): You say, "That's totally a dolphin."
(+30 Mana)
(Peasantface): Vadi says, "It's a map!"
(-113 Mana) clt rofl
(Peasantface): You say, "Rofl."
(+74 Mana)
(Peasantface): Vadi says, "Oh."
clt it's a dolphin
(Peasantface): You say, "It's a dolphin."
(+75 Mana) clt XD
(Peasantface): You say, "XD."
(-45 Mana)
(Peasantface): Vadi says, "It is a dolphin."
Neos2011-02-04 05:37:52
Obviously it's a dolphin map.
Arix2011-02-04 09:01:20
I still can't find any of those fireworks
Rancoura2011-02-04 10:27:42
QUOTE (Xiel @ Feb 3 2011, 11:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


... I completely thought you were kidding. That's some impressive text art, though.