Wearing rings (made of crystal) for a lucidian is practically like a human wearing Lady Gaga's meat costume.

Yeah. I guess Lady Gaga is pretty.

So cute.

(Newbie): Estarra says, "Le sigh."

Report #564 Skillset: Nekotai Skill: Amihai
Guild: Nekotai Status: Unsubmitted
Problem: Please succinctly describe the problem here.

Solution #1: Provide a solution here.
Solution #2: Provide a solution here.
Solution #3: Provide a solution here.

Player Comments:
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Agreed with Lehki, Xenthos, and Solanis here. Solution 1, if anything.
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Gah, wrong report.

What? Are you crazy? If you put in solution one, Nekotai will be able to just push one button all day to two shot you. Solution three if anything but really, first you need to take a serious look at Oothai.

I don't think you read solution 3 very well, it will allow for one-shotting when you walk into an ambush...

Well do you really want Solution Two put in? It doesn't synergise with any of their affs, and besides, it's clearly copping off Shofangi.

who named that skill? Amihai is clearly a move for gaudi monks

Arte nuzzles you shyly, before placing a soft kiss on your cheek.

You snuggle close to Arte and lean comfortably on him.

You sigh contentedly.

You say, "This is nice."

Arte spreads his arms wide and throws his head back, inhaling deeply. Opening his mouth as if to shout, Arte shudders as if in pain as an oily, black spirit of a crow bursts out from his open mouth and into the skies above you.

You say, "And then you vomit out a crow."

Exasperated, you throw up your hands and sigh, "Men!"

Arte Skyplume, Wyrden Ravager says, "Sorry."

You laughingly say, "Yeah you should be!"

Arte Skyplume, Wyrden Ravager says, "Had an itch in my throat."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Senior Officer Ushaara says, "Right beside Ackleberry."

You rub your chin thoughtfully, raise your eyebrow and say, "I see..."

You stick your tongue out and say 'Ack.'

You say, "-Really- past it then."

Senior Officer Ushaara says, "So portal to aetherplex, south then eastish."

The corners of Ushaara's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You peer at Ushaara unscrupulously.

You say to Ushaara, "So why am I leading."

Senior Officer Ushaara laughingly says, "I wanted to see how far wrong you were."

You say, "You are awful."

You say, "I hate you forever."

Ushaara hums innocently to himself.

"Hmph!" you snort.

You turn your back on Ushaara and pointedly ignore him.

Worst. Navigator. Ever!