Oh, fiddlesticks. I go to sleep and wake up almost dead.

Don't kill me? I'll be your friend?? D:

Phoebus was Dong Zhuo - The Tyrant of Luoyang!



You are Dong Zhuo, the heartless despot that subjugated the Han Court and committed countless atrocities against the land as you held the child Emperor Xian as a hostage and figurehead to justify your power as Prime Minister. When the warlords of the Central Plains united to take a stand against you, you fled the Capital City of Luoyang, looting the temples and tombs and burning the city to the ground before you left and took up residence in the western capital of Chang An. Eventually, your fall would come at the hands of the one who facilitated your rise, as your adopted son Lu Bu slayed you in the course of his own rise to power.

Royal Decree - During the day, you may send me a PM with the message 'ISSUE DECREE TO '. I will then deliver your decree to your intended target in the thread and they will be forced to follow its command as they are ordered into a suicidal attack against the northern tribes. You may do this once every two days.

You win when Cao Cao, Sun Quan and Liu Bei are all dead and there are no other obstacles to impede your dominance.

Rika was Cao Cao - The Hero of Chaos



You are Cao Cao, the Hero of Chaos. Once a general of the Han, you have aspired to greater heights and now hold dominion over the Kingdom of Wei, the largest of the Three Kingdoms! If you can crush the resistance posed by Wu and Shu, China will be yours to unite!

Leader - As the Duke of the Kingdom of Wei, once per day, you may issue a general order to your subordinate officers. However, due to spies and other hazards, there is only a 50% chance any given officer will receive this order and a 10% chance that the order may be intercepted by a spy of a rival faction! Unfortunately, there is no way to know the fate of your message once you send it.

You win when the Kingdom of Wei holds a majority over the combined forces of Wu and Shu and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Dynami was Sima Yi - The Dragon's Bane



You are Sima Yi, master strategist and Head Commander of the Kingdom of Wei... but you aspire to even greater heights. Before you can even think of that though, you must overcome your greatest rival, Zhuge Liang, the Sleeping Dragon.

Deception - By using your duplicity and guile, once per night, you can choose a person by using MISLEAD TO to cause their action to redirect from their intended victim onto one of your choosing. You may use this ability twice during the game.

You win when the Kingdom of Wei holds a majority over the combined forces of Wu and Shu and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

You also win if you survive until both Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang are dead and no kingdom can claim a majority.

Razenth was Xiahou Dun - The One-Eyed Warrior



You are Xiahou Dun, cousin of Cao Cao and Cavalry General of Wei. You lost your eye in battle from an arrow strike, but instead of fleeing the field, you pried the arrow from your socket, taking the eye with it. You then removed the eye and cried out "Blood of my Mother, Essence of my Father, I cannot throw this away!" Then you ate it. Then you killed the schmuck that shot the arrow at you. Hardcore, dude.

Cleave - During the day, if you challenge another to a duel, you may add 'PREPARE YOURSELF!' to the bottom of your formal declaration. If the duel is accepted and you are victorious, the defeated general will die with certainty. You may do this twice during the game.

You win when the Kingdom of Wei holds a majority over the combined forces of Wu and Shu and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Llesvelt was Zhang Liao - The Guardian of He Fei



You are Zhang Liao, the peerless general whom once followed the rogue general Lu Bu before taking up your lot with Cao Cao after he showed mercy upon you when you faced your impending execution with formidable resolve after your defeat at Xia Pi Castle. Since then, you have not failed in battle once and now after your resounding victory against the Wu invasion of He Fei, the commoners of Wu tell their children tales of you to scare them into sleeping.

Stalwart - During the day or night, you may choose to DEFEND THIS LAND by sending me a PM. For the remainder of that period, any actions taken against a member of your faction will be redirected onto you. You may use this ability twice.

You win when the Kingdom of Wei holds a majority over the combined forces of Wu and Shu and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Vendetta Morendo was Xu Zhu - The Foolish Tiger



You are Xu Zhu, a fearsome general of Wei and personal bodyguard of Cao Cao. A simple-minded, yet extremely powerful fighter, your strength is matched only by your loyalty to Cao Cao and the kingdom of Wei.

Tiger Lust - During the night, you may target an individual to attack by PM'ing 'ASSAULT '. Your assault will be so fierce that they will be unable to act that night.

You win when the Kingdom of Wei holds a majority over the combined forces of Wu and Shu and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Ushaara was Dian Wei - The Approaching Evil



You are Dian Wei, Cao Cao's loyal bodyguard, who gave his life at Wan Castle so that Cao Cao may escape Zhang Xiu's ambush. You held off the enemy warriors while your Lord made his escape, and it is said that even after you fell in battle, the enemy would dare not pass through the gate where your body lie, for fear of invoking the wrath of your ghost.

Bodyguard - During the night, you may choose an individual to guard by PMing 'GUARD '. That night, they will be defended from any and all hostile actions. You may use this ability 3 times during the game.

(Hidden) If Cao Cao is targeted for a daykill, you will die in his place.

You win when the Kingdom of Wei holds a majority over the combined forces of Wu and Shu and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Kalaneya was Sun Quan - The Purple-Bearded Ruler



You are Sun Quan, the young Marquis of Wu. You have large shoes to fill in the face of your late father and brother's legacies, but there are ample opportunities for glory in these turbulent times!

Leader - As the Marquis of the Kingdom of Wu, once per day, you may issue a general order to your subordinate officers. However, due to spies and other hazards, there is only a 50% chance any given officer will receive this order and a 10% chance that the order may be intercepted by a spy of a rival faction! Unfortunately, there is no way to know the fate of your message once you send it.

You win when the Kingdom of Wu holds a majority over the combined forces of Wei and Shu and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Ileein was Zhou Yu - The Mastermind of Chi Bi



You are Zhou Yu, the Head Commander of the Kingdom of Wu. Yours was the victory of Chi Bi where the united forces of Wu and Shu defeated the vast army of Wei and brought Cao Cao's campaign of conquest to a grinding halt and giving rise to the Three Kingdoms. Now you are tasked with leading the force of Wu to victory over Shu and Wei.

Gambit - By using your cunning and guile, once per night, you can choose a person by using MISLEAD TO to cause their action to redirect from their intended victim onto one of your choosing. You may use this ability twice during the game.

You win when the Kingdom of Wu holds a majority over the combined forces of Wei and Shu and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Caerulo was Lu Xun - The Young Strategist



You are Lu Xun, the successor of Zhou Yu and Grand Marshal of Wu. Though young, your strategems are on par with those of your contemporaries, guiding Wu through the declining years of the Three Kingdoms era and keeping the kingdom strong, up until it was the last to fall to the Jin in 270 AD.

Fire Trap - During the night, you may choose a person by using 'SET TRAP AT '. That night, the first person to target that individual will fall prey to your vicious trap and be slain in a deadly blaze. You may use this ability two times.

You win when the Kingdom of Wu holds a majority over the combined forces of Wei and Shu and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Silferras was Gan Ning - The Warrior of the Bells



You are Gan Ning of the Bells, the bolsterous pirate turned Wu general. You are a bit brash, but few on the battlefield can match your ferocity and skill. Armies know to turn and flee when they hear the sound of your bells.

Provoke - During the day or night, you may choose to PROVOKE THE ENEMY by sending me a PM. If anyone targets your faction that night, all effects that would happen to them will deflect onto you. You may use this ability twice during the game.

You win when the Kingdom of Wu holds a majority over the combined forces of Wei and Shu and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Solanis was Zhou Tai - The Silent General



You are Zhou Tai, a man of few words, your purpose in life is to defend your lord and your kingdom. Your lack of verbosity, however, does nothing to diminish your reputation as a fierce warrior and stalwart guardian.

Bodyguard - During the night, you may choose an individual to guard by PMing 'GUARD '. That night, they will be defended from any and all hostile actions. You may use this ability 3 times during the game.

You win when the Kingdom of Wu holds a majority over the combined forces of Wei and Shu and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Diamondais was Lu Meng - The Self-Taught Strategist



You are Lu Meng, once a humble Wu general, you dedicated your efforts towards educating yourself and eventually rose to the rank of Grand Marshal of Wu after the death of Zhou Yu. You and your protege, Lu Xun, were the ones who hatched the plan to fell Guan Yu and reclaim the Jing Territory from Shu.

Cunning Plan - During the day, you may issue a duel and add the phrase 'COME AT ME IF YOU DARE!'. The general you challenged will be so angry that they will blunder right into your trap and will lose the duel, no matter the result. The chance of them dying will also be increased to 50% rather than 10%.

Romertien was Liu Bei - The Imperial Uncle



You are Liu Bei, descendant of Liu Bang, founder of the Latter Han Dynasty. Once a simple shoe-weaver, your life changed one day when you met a tall long-bearded man and a broad-shouldered red-faced man in a tavern. The next day, the three of you swore an Oath of Brotherhood in a Peach Garden and set out to join a volunteer army to fight off the Yellow Turban Rebellion. Now you are the Imperial Uncle of the Emperor of the Han and the Marquis of the Kingdom of Shu, sworn to free China from the oppressive grip of Cao Cao and the Wei.

Leader - As the Marquis of Shu, once per day, you may issue a general order to your subordinate officers. However, due to spies and other hazards, there is only a 50% chance any given officer will receive this order and a 10% chance that the order may be intercepted by a spy of a rival faction! Unfortunately, there is no way to know the fate of your message once you send it.

Three Brothers - The bond you share with your brothers transcends both Earth and Heaven. As such, you can communicate with them freely during the game at .

You win when the Kingdom of Shu holds a majority over the combined forces of Wu and Wei and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Llandros was Zhuge Liang - The Sleeping Dragon



You are Zhuge Liang, the greatest mind of your time. It was your devices that split the whole of China into Three Kingdoms and Heaven willing, it will be your devices that reunite it under the banner of the Shu-Han. However, you face perilous opposition from your contemporaries, Sima Yi of Wei and Zhou Yu of Wu.

Master Strategium - At any time during the game, you may send me a PM detailing any action you may wish to see happen in the game, barring the resurrection of slain generals. If you have doubts as to the suitability of an action, ask anyway. If it is impossible, it will be denied outright and not count towards your uses. Success percentage is dependent upon the scope of the intended effect and how often you have used your ability recently. You may use this ability up to three times during the game... but after the third time, you will die the following sunset.

You win when the Kingdom of Shu holds a majority over the combined forces of Wu and Wei and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Balizar was Guan Yu - The God of War



You are Guan Yu, the Leader of the Tiger Generals of Shu. Your deeds are both great and many, and even today, you are worshipped as a deity by many Chinese. Of all the warriors of the Three Kingdoms, only Lu Bu can be considered to surpass you in strength and skill.

God of War - You are nearly peerless among your contemporaries. If challenged in a duel, you will always prevail. Unless your opponent is Lu Bu.

Three Brothers - The bond you share with your brothers transcends both Earth and Heaven. As such, you can communicate with them freely during the game at

You win when the Kingdom of Shu holds a majority over the combined forces of Wu and Wei and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Sylandra was Zhang Fei - The Equal of 10,000 Men



You are Zhang Fei, youngest of the Three Brothers, and bolsterous Tiger General of Shu. At times, your foolishness and love for drink can act as a detriment to you, but in battle, your ferocity is second to none, as evidenced by the time you held off the entire army of Wei on your own at the Battle of Chang Ban, earning a reputation as being as strong as 10,000 men.

Ferocity - During the night, you may target an individual to attack by PM'ing me 'ASSAULT '. Your assault will be so fierce that they will be unable to act that night. You may do this 3 times during the game.

Three Brothers - The bond you share with your brothers transcends both Earth and Heaven. As such, you can communicate with them freely during the game at

You win when the Kingdom of Shu holds a majority over the combined forces of Wu and Wei and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Arix was Zhao Yun - The Tiger General



You are Zhao Yun, veteran general of Shu and loyal Tiger General. Having followed Liu Bei for nearly as long as Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, he is often considered as the 'Fourth Brother' in many circles. His bravery and skill on the battlefield is unmatched, as proven by his famous feat of fighting his way through the entire Wei army to rescue the life of Liu Chan, son of Liu Bei, during the Battle of Chang Ban.

Rescue - During the day, if a duel takes place, you may choose to intercede by posting the phrase 'HOLD YOUR BLADE!', rescuing the losing duelist from any negative effects of his defeat. You may do this three times during the game.

You win when the Kingdom of Shu holds a majority over the combined forces of Wu and Wei and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Ssaliss was Huang Zhong - The Veteran General



You are Huang Zhong, an elderly general whom has spent longer than the battlefield than most of your contemporaries have even lived and this is a fact you do not hesitate to let them know. As one of the Five Tiger Generals of Shu, your skills with the longbow are unmatched and it is said that your bow was such that it required over 400 lbs of force to pull back, which you were able to do with ease.

Master Archer - During the day, you may post in the thread with the phrase ', PREPARE YOURSELF!' You will then fire an arrow at them, which has a 75% chance of killing them outright. You may do this twice during the game.

You win when the Kingdom of Shu holds a majority over the combined forces of Wu and Wei and there are no threats to the sanctity of the Han.

Xikue was Lu Bu - The Flying General



You are Lu Bu, the greatest warrior of the Three Kingdoms era. Your strength is unmatched and your threats are few. Will any be able to stop you from rising to glory as you cut a bloody swathe through the Three Kingdoms?

Peerless General - During the night, you may choose an opposing general to challenge to a duel. However, unlike a duel conducted during the day, this duel will result in no information for the Kingdoms and the person you challenge will be killed without fail. (This is effectively a nightkill.)

DO NOT PURSUE LU BU - The wisened generals of the age know better than to challenge you. This translates to an immunity to daykills and nightkills, and it will require at least a two-thirds majority to lynch you.

You win when Cao Cao, Sun Quan and Liu Bei are all dead and there are no other obstacles to impede your dominance.

Phoebus was Dong Zhuo - The Tyrant of Luoyang



You are Dong Zhuo, the heartless despot that subjugated the Han Court and committed countless atrocities against the land as you held the child Emperor Xian as a hostage and figurehead to justify your power as Prime Minister. When the warlords of the Central Plains united to take a stand against you, you fled the Capital City of Luoyang, looting the temples and tombs and burning the city to the ground before you left and took up residence in the western capital of Chang An. Eventually, your fall would come at the hands of the one who facilitated your rise, as your adopted son Lu Bu slayed you in the course of his own rise to power.

Royal Decree - During the day, you may send me a PM with the message 'ISSUE DECREE TO '. I will then deliver your decree to your intended target in the thread and they will be forced to follow its command as they are ordered into a suicidal attack against the northern tribes. You may do this once every two days.

You win when Cao Cao, Sun Quan and Liu Bei are all dead and there are no other obstacles to impede your dominance.

Casilu was Zhang Jiao - The Sage of Heaven



You are Zhang Jiao. Once a simple scholar, you visited the Southern Hermit one day and received an ancient tome called 'The Way of Peace'. With the power within, you learned to harness the magics of Heaven and now stand poised to unite the whole of China under the glory of the Yellow Turbans!

Storm - During the day or night, you may PM me with the phrase 'HEAVEN, HEAR MY CALL!'. You will summon a great storm that will make any special actions impossible for the reminder of that period. You may use this ability 3 times.

Brainwash - Using the power of the Way of Peace, at night, you may choose an opposing general to influence and bring to your side as a supporter of the Yellow Turbans.

You win when the followers of the Yellow Turban outnumber all other Kingdoms combined.

Shamarah was Meng Huo - The Chieftain of the Nanman



You are Meng Huo, Head Chieftain of the Southern Tribes of the Nanman. You're tired of the constant incursions of the northern kingdoms and now you've risen up in revolt!

Elephants - During the night, you may choose a general to assault with your Elephant Cavalry. They will be so overwhelmed that they will be unable to act in any way the following day, but they will return to action the night after.

You win if you survive until the end of the game.

Day 1

Duel: Xikue vs Casilu
Result: 34 to 22, Xikue Victorious - Roll for Death(1d10): 2 (Casilu Lives)

Llandros - Used a MASTER STRATEGEM to attempt to kill Ssaliss (Failed)
Phoebus - Issued an IMPERIAL DECREE to kill Casilu (Success)
Balizar - LYNCHED

Night 1

Silferras - PROVOKED the Enemy (All actions against Wu diverted onto her)
Xikue - NIGHT-DUELED Llandros (Successful)
Vendetta - ASSAULTED Rika (Rika prevented from Night Action)
Ushaara - GUARDED Arix (Successful)

Rika - Issued a GENERAL ORDER as follows
(If you receive this message, you belong in the same kingdom as all others who receive this message. As such, if you do the following, we can identify ourselves as being part of the same faction.

In the very first post you do, put two spaces between the first sentence and the sentence, like so:

Hi, I like swords. Hammers are so ineffective.

Everyone else who does this can be assumed to be of the same faction as us. )

Romertien - Issued a GENERAL ORDER as follows
( Avenge the death of Bali. )

Day 2

Duel: Xikue vs Razenth - Razenth uses CLEAVE for Certain Kill upon Victory
Result: 28 to 85, Razenth Victorious - Certain Death for Xikue nullified due to Daykill Immunity/Vote Loss nullified due to Arix's RESCUE

Llesvelt - Stood STALWART (All Hostile Actions against Wei redirected to Llesvelt)
Romertien - LYNCHED

Night 2

Xikue - NIGHT-DUELED Diamondais (Redirected onto Silferras)
Caerulo - SET A TRAP at Razenth (Successful)
Vendetta - ASSAULTED Razenth (Triggered Caerulo's Trap - KILLED)
Silferras - PROVOKED HER ENEMIES (Drew Xikue's NIGHT DUEL - KILLED)

Rika - Issued a GENERAL ORDER as follows
(I've got the same power as Liu Bei except I'm not a mason with any of you.

For today, if you receive this message, do a double space between the fifth and sixth words of your first post on the next day. It may not be easily recognisable at first, but if you click to quote the post, you'll see a double space there. For example:

"Down with all who go against us."

Anyone who receives this should be on our side. Even if you received my message yesterday, do it so those who didn't receive it know.)

Kalaneya - Issued a GENERAL ORDER as follows
(Greetings, brave generals.

I am pleased to be addressing you with intelligence gathered by my spies. They have intercepted the following message from the kingdom of Wei, which came to me following the death of Liu Bei and Gan Ning:

"I've got the same power as Liu Bei except I'm not a mason with any of you.

For today, if you receive this message, do a double space between the fifth and sixth words of your first post on the next day. It may not be easily recognizable at first, but if you click to quote the post, you'll see a double space there. For example:

"Down with all who go against us."

Anyone who receives this should be on our side. Even if you received my message yesterday, do it so those who didn't receive it know."

As should be obvious, I too possess the same power as the late Liu Bei and the filth that is Cao Cao. Please be on the lookout for those using this code. The creativity and vigilance of our soldiers shall pave the way to victory. For the Han and for the future of China! )

Day 3

Duel: Ssaliss vs Arix
Result: 76 to 87, Arix Victorious - Roll for Death(1d10): 9 (Ssaliss Lives)

Ssaliss: ARROW'D Razenth (Successful)
Phoebus - Issued an IMPERIAL DECREE to kill Rika (Diverted to Ushaara)
Ushaara - PROTECTED CAO CAO (Rika rescued from Daykill)
Diamondais - LYNCHED

Night 3

Xikue - NIGHT-DUELED Sylandra (Successful)
Dynami - MISDIRECTED Phoebus to Rika (No Action)

Day 4

Ssaliss vs Phoebus: Phoebus DECLINES (Vote Lost)
Ssaliss vs Caerulo: Caerulo DECLINES (Vote Lost)

Ssaliss - ARROW'D Shamarah (Successful)
Xikue - LYNCHED

Night 4

Ileein - MISDIRECTED Phoebus to Solanis (No Action)
Solanis - GUARDED Kalaneya
Dynami - MISDIRECTED Ssaliss to Rika (No Action)

Day 5

Duel: Solanis vs Phoebus
Result: 59 to 80, Phoebus victorious - Negative Effects nullified by Arix's RESCUE

Phoebus - LYNCHED

Also, lols at me killing the cult leader on the first day. Woopsie doodles.

Was there any thought behind that kill, or was it more or less "Oh great random.org, giveth to me a name to kill"?