Corrupt a wish

by Lysandus

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Neos2011-03-23 05:19:24
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Mar 23 2011, 12:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but you use the time you would be spending doing that eating Casilus delicious stuff-donuts and get fat.

I wish people wouldn't be talking outside my room at 5am.

Granted, they do it inside your room.

I wish my laptop was fixed and I had a job.
Unknown2011-03-23 13:45:10
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Mar 23 2011, 02:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, they do it inside your room.

I wish my laptop was fixed and I had a job.


Granted, but now you're so busy at your job that you have no time for your laptop.

I wish I could just move out already.
Razenth2011-03-23 18:00:28
Granted.

You moved out onto the street.

I wish for a good cup of tea.
Unknown2011-03-23 20:07:26
QUOTE (Razenth @ Mar 23 2011, 02:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted.

You moved out onto the street.

I wish for a good cup of tea.


Granted, but the tea is scalding hot and you end up burning off your taste buds. Permanently.

I wish Hallifax bards would be released soon.
Unknown2011-03-24 00:07:50
QUOTE (Shou @ Mar 23 2011, 04:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but the tea is scalding hot and you end up burning off your taste buds. Permanently.

I wish Hallifax bards would be released soon.

=( I don't want to ruin this wish!

Granted, they've no synergy with their tertiaries and there's a long road ahead for envoying changes.

I wish for a longer Spring Break.
Unknown2011-03-24 01:20:54
QUOTE (Xikue @ Mar 23 2011, 08:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
=( I don't want to ruin this wish!

Granted, they've no synergy with their tertiaries and there's a long road ahead for envoying changes.

I wish for a longer Spring Break.

Granted, but it comes right out of summer break.
Unknown2011-03-24 12:54:31
Granted.. Oh wait.. you didn't make a wish

I wish I could've gotten to corrupt a wish.
Casilu2011-03-24 15:54:35
QUOTE (Ruiku @ Mar 24 2011, 05:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted.. Oh wait.. you didn't make a wish

I wish I could've gotten to corrupt a wish.


Granted, but the attempt left you unsatisfied, anyway.

I wish Ruiku would corrupt this wish.
Unknown2011-03-24 15:58:02
QUOTE (casilu @ Mar 24 2011, 11:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but the attempt left you unsatisfied, anyway.

I wish Ruiku would corrupt this wish.

Granted but... oh. Wait.

I wish Ruiku could corrupt this wish so that Casilu can live vicariously through my wish.
Neos2011-03-24 16:05:45
QUOTE (Caerulo @ Mar 24 2011, 11:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted but... oh. Wait.

I wish Ruiku could corrupt this wish so that Casilu can live vicariously through my wish.

He doesnt, and she instead decides to live vicariously in you.
Kiradawea2011-03-24 16:58:47
I wish people who don't post wishes would stop posting in this thread.
Casilu2011-03-24 17:17:53
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Mar 24 2011, 09:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wish people who don't post wishes would stop posting in this thread.


Granted. I'll start not posting with the wish of this post.
Neos2011-03-24 17:34:55
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Mar 24 2011, 12:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wish people who don't post wishes would stop posting in this thread.

Only person who's forgotten to make a wish multiple times has been Kialkarkea. I forgot to in my eagerness to corrupt that wish.
Xanfinro2011-03-24 21:58:46
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Mar 24 2011, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Only person who's forgotten to make a wish multiple times has been Kialkarkea. I forgot to in my eagerness to corrupt that wish.


That makes 2 posts in which you forgot to make a wish on this page. I wish you could see the irony in that.
Neos2011-03-24 23:23:29
QUOTE (Xanfinro @ Mar 24 2011, 05:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That makes 2 posts in which you forgot to make a wish on this page. I wish you could see the irony in that.

I wasn't granting a wish. tongue.gif
Casilu2011-03-24 23:24:24
Sheesh, wish those two children would stop.
Ilyssa2011-03-24 23:36:37
QUOTE (casilu @ Mar 24 2011, 07:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sheesh, wish those two children would stop.

Granted, but now the rest of us have no one to snicker at behind their backs.

I wish I wasn't always tired.
Casilu2011-03-24 23:49:58
QUOTE (Ilyssa @ Mar 24 2011, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but now the rest of us have no one to snicker at behind their backs.

I wish I wasn't always tired.



Granted, but now you are never tired and cannot sleep.


I wish I could be lucky.
Unknown2011-03-25 00:25:52
QUOTE (casilu @ Mar 24 2011, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but now you are never tired and cannot sleep.


I wish I could be lucky.

Granted. You now have all of the luck. All of it. But then you realize, luck doesn't really matter.

I wish I didn't have problems with hypersomnia. Apparently it's not normal to be on a perfect 12 hour/12 hour split between sleeping and being awake.
Casilu2011-03-25 00:31:09
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Mar 24 2011, 05:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted. You now have all of the luck. All of it. But then you realize, luck doesn't really matter.


8etter to 8e lucky than it is to 8e good!!!!!!!!