Corrupt a wish

by Lysandus

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Unknown2011-04-22 00:53:42
QUOTE (Yevah @ Apr 19 2011, 03:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, your lack of a wish made it so everything bad that you can and cannot imagine happens to you.

I wish the wishgranter becomes a My Littlle Pony, complete with cutie mark.

Granted, but I was already horribly mutated and victimized, so it's an improvement for me.

I wish that I could induce spontaneous combustion. At will.
Unknown2011-04-22 01:24:56
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Apr 21 2011, 08:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but I was already horribly mutated and victimized, so it's an improvement for me.

I wish that I could induce spontaneous combustion. At will.

Granted, but it only works on yourself.

I wish I knew what I was doing with my life.
Unknown2011-04-22 02:08:00
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Apr 21 2011, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but it only works on yourself.

I wish I knew what I was doing with my life.

Granted, but it depresses you greatly.

I wish that I didn't get migranes anymore.
Casilu2011-04-22 02:11:01
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Apr 21 2011, 07:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but it depresses you greatly.

I wish that I didn't get migranes anymore.


Granted, instead you get violent stomach cramps and horrible diarrhea.

I wish I had a large gold reserve.
Lorina2011-04-22 02:53:39
QUOTE (casilu @ Apr 21 2011, 10:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, instead you get violent stomach cramps and horrible diarrhea.

I wish I had a large gold reserve.


Granted, but instead it is the fake, chocolate coins with gold foil wrapping.

I wish I had a hot boyfriend.
Unknown2011-04-22 02:59:19
QUOTE (Lorina @ Apr 21 2011, 10:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but instead it is the fake, chocolate coins with gold foil wrapping.

I wish I had a hot boyfriend.

Granted. His unusually high energy production leads to him being used as a source of energy Flash-On-A-Treadmill style.
Unknown2011-04-22 03:48:53
God damnit Kialkarkea STOP NOT MAKING WISHES!!!
Casilu2011-04-22 03:56:39
Failkarkea.
Unknown2011-04-23 01:00:02
Look, someone made a wish that they wanted people to make wishes. I'm just doing my part to corrupt it.

I wish that I had one of those old nuclear missile bases to live in.
Aerotan2011-05-08 17:55:50
Granted, but they forgot to take the materials out, and the lining has long since decayed.

I wish I had gainful employment.
Unknown2011-05-08 17:59:11
QUOTE (Aerotan @ May 8 2011, 01:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but they forgot to take the materials out, and the lining has long since decayed.

I wish I had gainful employment.

Granted, but it's cleaning out the waste from my bunker.

And I don't meet OSHA standards.

I wish I had a wish about a wish, produced by a previous wish that was enabled by someone else's wish regarding my own wish, which had in fact been a less a wish and more a form of requisition.
Lorina2011-05-09 01:52:05
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ May 8 2011, 01:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but it's cleaning out the waste from my bunker.

And I don't meet OSHA standards.

I wish I had a wish about a wish, produced by a previous wish that was enabled by someone else's wish regarding my own wish, which had in fact been a less a wish and more a form of requisition.


Granted, but you are no longer able to wish or request anything anymore because you stink at wishes.

I wish this thread would not die!
Unknown2011-05-09 02:01:46
Granted, it doesn't die.
Unknown2011-05-09 02:05:10
QUOTE (Caerulo @ May 8 2011, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, it doesn't die.

I see what you did there.