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"The geth are perfect ambushers. They don't move, they don't make noise, hell they don't even breathe."
"Sir, they have flashlight heads."

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Wait for it...

Wait for it...

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

"I'm the best!"

"Geth do not infiltrate."
"You should leave your personal synthetic assistant at home. They're not allowed on public shuttles anymore."
"Geth do not intentionally infiltrate."

<3 Legion

"He's the babe with the power!"

“Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!”

"Losing is Fun."

"It'll be better than the old days... You'll see!"
"I hope so... I died!"
"Geez, you're such a downer!"

"The system thinks uhh, it thinks you're dead."
"I've been getting that everywhere, it's a pain in the ."

"Fractured my thumb on the mute button, but I think I made my point."

"We are building a consensus. Try again later."

"A quarantine zone for a plague that kills turians, why don't we ever go anywhere nice?"

"You spoony bard!"

He's, he's like a bear! A big angry bear that hates people!

"I'm watching you, scum."

"Through the darkest night, we await the coming of the dawn."

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."

Xan:
We delude ourselves to think that our pitiable band will stand up to our enemies.
Onward, to futility!
It seems our resident suicide monger, Ajantis, lives in a black and white world.

Jan Jansen:
upon being ressurected: "Greetings, everyone. Sorry, no gifts or souvenirs this time but I'll keep you all in mind the next time I'm gone. Oh, Keldorn: the gods say 'hi' and that you should wash your underwear more thoroughly. Everyone ready? Let's go adventuring."

Well, there goes the wizard with a body in tow. Not the sort of thing you see every day unless you happen to be living with a necromancer. I did, once, when I was working for Golodon. He used to come into the tower every second day with a body over his shoulder. I would look at him all suspicious-like and ask him where he found it, and he would just shrug and say vaguely, "oh... around". It took me a while, but eventually I decided Golodon wasn't being entirely above-board with me on the body issue. Since then, I've never trusted a wizard with more arms and legs than he was born with... unless he's been polymorphed, of course, but even then it's usually wisest to keep your distance.



Tiax:
Tiax rules all!!!
Tiax does as ye will, but one day... BOOM! He rules! Heh-heh.
The day comes when Tiax will point and click!
(running away): Tiax will rule... From a distance.
You have disturbed Tiax the Grand again! Such insolence! Tiax will place a mark of shame upon your forehead! All will know your treachery! (casts)
Eh... it would appear that... the great and... mighty Tiax... has shrunk his undergarments... three sizes this day.
Excuse... the mighty Tiax... while he catches his... his breath... He will rule... later.

Ta ta for now. Come back again, or I'll PLUCK OUT YOUR EYES.

Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.


I loooveee Sheogorath. Best character EVER.