Your superpower

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Unknown2012-01-19 16:23:58
Invulnerability. I like it.
Casilu2012-01-19 16:32:11
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Respiration


Dammit.
Unknown2012-01-19 18:00:56
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh-Omnipresence

This is one of those superpowers that would drive me insane without other superpowers to compliment it.
Enyalida2012-01-19 18:06:39
That wiki is terribly maintained!
Unknown2012-01-19 18:51:12
And also somewhat offensive in some spots.
Unknown2012-01-19 18:57:08
Zarquan:

Invulnerability. I like it.


I got the same.
Turnus2012-01-19 20:13:26
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Absorption

Energy Absorption, for the good of evil everywhere! Seems like an evil power anyways.
Seraku2012-01-19 21:07:59
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Breath

Hurray!
Unknown2012-01-19 21:58:56
Inception. Of course it has to be that one XD
Unknown2012-01-19 22:07:51
Invocation

Nifty, though I'd use it for horribly mundane purposes. Like ordering the coffee maker to turn on, or doors to lock, or the hedges to not grow so quickly...

Also I can't help but think of it like I'd be programming.

import superpowers

def StupidHedges() >_>
Arsalil2012-01-19 22:56:41
Retrocognition - The user usually enters a placid trance while seeing and hearing a noted past event, whether it be concerning themselves or of an unfamiliar lineage in a past occurrence. Occasionally spontaneous. At middle level, the user can provoke a vision and stay conscious.

I would use this to go back and find out who really shot JFK. Or maybe I would go back in memory time to when the creators of In N Out came up with their secret menu, so that I knew everything that was on it. Oh wait, that's what I have the internet for.
Ayisdra2012-01-19 23:02:14
I got http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Respiration. Awesome. I can live with that when the world floods.
Unknown2012-01-19 23:15:36
Ayisdra:

I got http://powerlisting....ic_Respiration. Awesome. I can live with that when the world floods.


Good look finding food. Or fresh water.
Ayisdra2012-01-19 23:22:45
Kialkarkea:


Good look finding food. Or fresh water.


It says nothing about needing fresh water! I can live in the ocean all I want. Coming out on land to get food as needed.
Unknown2012-01-19 23:31:43
Ayisdra:

Coming out on land to get food as needed.

You may find that hard to do if the world has in fact flooded.
Casilu2012-01-19 23:36:43
foolofsound:

You may find that hard to do if the world has in fact flooded.


He'll dive to the bottom to get dirt to trade for stuff.

/waterworld
Unknown2012-01-20 02:44:33
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arachnidan_Mimicry

I got spider-powers? I can use them to escape from Marvel Comic's legal team.
Unknown2012-01-20 05:38:00
Well, I tried again and got "Pimpkinesis".

It was unfortunately blank, but given the name, it sounds awesome B)
Lothringen2012-01-20 05:59:28
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipathy

"Omnipathy allows the user to read the thoughts of billions or more subjects at once. A superior ability to Telepathy."

:D
Unknown2012-01-20 06:07:29
Sojiro:

Well, I tried again and got "Pimpkinesis".

It was unfortunately blank, but given the name, it sounds awesome B)

Nerf Pimpfield please.