Barking at itself, a gigantic chair hops and scuttles in ellipses, waving its wings and fluttering its plumage. Turquoise diamonds encrust its blue hairy plush surface, and two large googly eyes roll about curiously as it waves its gorgeous avian wings and hops from one three-toed wakabi foot to a second, then to a third. A mat of purple hamster hair runs down in a single lengthy tress over the plush chair's top, and it hangs down behind in a purple plaited pony tail. Large, plush teeth grind happily against each other as the creature sightlessly masticates on nothing. It looks quite comfortable to sit on. - By Rivius