It's actually two different poems submitted as one entry, that are directly
related, and not really complete without each other.

Feelings
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Munsia, oh Munsia, I want to tell you how I feel,
And I swear by all there is, these thoughts are true and real.

You used to be a cow, but you're no longer a bovine,
Even when you're killing me, your presence is so fine.

You're really small and cuddly now, like a miniature Tae'Dae,
Your fuzziness has affected me, I can't help but feel this way.

In the kitchen together we'll cook ourselves a bun,
When it pops out of your oven, we'll call it Ixchimun.

You really should consider marrying me instead of Leef,
I never, not once, ever even considered eating beef.

I know I'm green of skin, and feeling slightly clammy,
But don't let that dissuade you, tell me that you'll have me.

Munsia, oh Munsia, please don't turn me down,
You always make me smile, even when you make me frown.

Heart Broken
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She turned me down, she told me to die,
As I write these words, my soul does cry.

She said, "You're too manly," and I agreed, "So I am!
What's wrong with that? I can do things that no lesbian can."

She said, "You're too slimy, your tail's too small!"
I said, "But I love you, that shouldn't matter at all."

"I promise I can grow hair in places it shouldn't be,"
I started to beg, I got down on one knee.

She claimed, "I want big boobies, long fangs and a purr,
I only like women, not slimy bastards."

We'll never get married, it wasn't our fate,
I guess I'll just settle for Malicia La'Saet!