In advance, I give my sincerest apology for this agonizing anthology. Fair
warning to you, reader, for a terrible collection of only the worst
cringe-inducing, anger-producing puns lies ahead. I write this compilation for
those times when ones needs a witty joke or device of torture or (gods forbid)
a laugh. Again, I give my humblest apology for this work and hope that you do
not lose too much hair tearing at it whilst reading these puns. Enjoy! (Or more
appropriately, Take care!)

Q. What time is it when a dwarf's ears bleed?
A. A miner second

Q. What do you get when a Hartstone and a Blacktalon fight for control of
Southern Faethorn?
A. Demesnes to an end

Q. If a cow became a druid, what weapon would it use?
A. A cud-gel

Q. What do you call a Nightkissed Ebonguard with morphite-envenomed maces?
A. A nighty knight

Q. What do you call a Hartstone after he has sipped a love potion?
A. Horny

Q. What do you call an astrologer attacked by an illusionist?
A. Seeing stars

Q. What is an all-purpose (but not necessarily good) compliment for both women
and Charune?
A. Nice rack

Q. What did the Moondancer say after hearing a River Lady's prophecy against
Moon's changing faces?
A. You're all wet

Q. What school of martial arts do basidions master?
A. Shofungi

Q. What do you call an artisan who never tells the truth?
A. A lyre

Q. What do you get when you cross a loser elfen with a last place fae?
A. A failing

Q. What do you call a drunken alchemist who fails to show up for a meeting?
A. An absinthee

Q. What do you call the Avenger's scrying pool?
A. Avenchna's Peek

Q. What do angry herbalists give to overharvesters?
A. An earworth

Q. Is it better to take on a giant red weevil or a fat green weevil?
A. The giant red weevil. One should always pick the lesser of two weevils.

Q. What do you call an intellectual but smelly individual?
A. A finker

Q. What do you call a corpse-storing room that starts an inferno which consumes
neighbouring buildings?
A. A morgue fire