Disclaimer: No offense intended, have a chuckle!

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Lavinya, a scion of the Taint,
Was known to be less than a saint.
She'd crucify and wrack,
Stick pins in your back,
And that would be showing restraint.

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Lord Eventru, He nearly disappeared,
And this, the Sidereal Prince most feared.
Amidst a bright flash of light,
Two lovers saved from their plight,
Divine procreation is weird.

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Shuyin, he's a dastardly dude,
To enemies, he's considered quite rude.
But as long as he's winning,
Shuyin will keep sinning,
Because that's the best for his mood.

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Ashtorath, wow, what a guy,
His rage, it can blow up sky high!
He'll stomp and he'll thrust,
Crush unsuspecting Penitents to dust,
Without even blinking an eye.

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"What is the Wyrd?" you say,
'Tis a question I hear every day.
Don't say it's the taint,
You moron, it ain't,
It's better in ever-y way.

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Three Magnagorans walk into a bar,
They drink taint juice, moonshine, and tar.
They'll fight and tell lies,
But don't worry who dies,
There's always an archlich not far.

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The Tahtetso are feared far and wide,
If you see Xena, best run and hide!
It's coming, you know,
It's gahtirak'sho!
Oops, too late, you died.