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Rhyme Time at Camelalia by Eiselle

Winner for September 2023

Gotta camel spittin' rhymes,
In the sunshine,
Need a desert groove?
He's got the front line,
Got that humpback beat,
That you know is prime,
Tracks that flow,
Through the sands of time,

 

In Gaudiguch,
Watch for Camel's spittin'
Camelalia!
Yeah, the book is written,

 

'Bout a contrary camel,
No mere mortal can handle,
Here's an example,
Time to marvel this mammal,

 

Not your average camel beau,
You can't battle his flow,
The Mirage Maestro,
The star of the show,

 

He's got two humps,
He's not a dromedary,
In the moonlit desert,
He's a visionary,

 

He's a survivor,
He can take that heat,
Struttin' over dunes,
With that bactrian beat,

 

Hit up the camel rodeo,
Yeah, give it a try.
Can you hang on?
Are you true ride-or-die?

 

Hold on to that harness,
Cause these camels ain't harmless,
There'll be nothin' but darkness,
When they throw you the farthest,

 

Wanna feed the camels?
Gotta form a line,
Join the caravan,
Don't get left behind,
In Gaudiguch,
Fun flows like wine,
Strap on that harness,
It's adventure time,

 

Now everyone is askin',
But the Sultan knows
When the joke is comin'
'Bout those camel toes,

 

Know this beat is sponsored,
Had to put that in,
Tonatiuh loves his jokes,
Had to give him a win.

 

No joke, though,
Our camels can move,
Got fellas feelin' thirsty,
Out there in the dunes,

 

Got them boys confused
You gotta wake up kid!
How you gonna Try-to-wrangle,
At the pyramid?

 

Gotta camel spittin' rhymes
In the sunshine,
Need a desert groove?
He's got the front line,
Got that humpback beat
That you know is prime,
Tracks that flow,
Through the sands of time.