Hello people of the Basin,

I figured... if people can mess up and accidentally write posts here, then something like this is not near as frivolous. What better ad space? So, everybody, have I got a service for!

Did your lion grow up with a missing a tail? Embarassed by your floppy pink squonk? Maybe your pony's coat was a lackluster brown and you wished it was a bit more exotic? Have I got the deal for you! For only 2 credits (or 60 goop) I will provide a variety of services. Firstly, I can alter you beast's diet, which increases the potential for a more desirous appearance. Then, I can zimoru your beast with that optimal diet. This has the added benefit of allowing you to feed your beast as many reagents as you like, for speedy training.

Dismayed that your beast came out even worse? Never fear, for I also have a handy-dandy wizzer image box. I'll snap a sketch of your beast before jabbing it with my syringe to account for that potential buyer's remorse!

Simply shoot me a tell to start this transaction!

Sincerely,
Kyalrhin Ysav'rai.

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Vestian, in the year 532 CE.