Offerings Contest! Don't miss out!
Written by: Party Pasha Tsakali Mes'ard, Veiled Visionary
Date: Wednesday, June 24th, 2020
Addressed to: Everyone
Hello, First World!
Starting now (16 Tzarin, 563), and extending for a period of three years (16 Tzarin, 566), there is an offerings contest for the Lord Crumkane. All are invited to make their offerings at His mastershrine upon Mount Avechna, or for those unenemied to Gaudiguch, at one of His shrines found within the city proper.
Everyone is eligible to participate in this contest, and there are two tiers: Demi, and non-Demi. The top offerer in each tier will win a cool 100 credits each; the top two in each tier will win a wondercrystal each, and the top three in each tier may be blessed with His favour, in a length and strength to be decided by the Epicurean.
So to be clear, each top offerer will win not only 100 credits, but a wondercrystal, and His favour! Second place will win a wondercrystal and a favour, and third place will still be blessed with His favour.
Good luck!
Penned by my hand on the 16th of Tzarin, in the year 563 CE.