Do you like treats? Do you like winning? Then boy, have we got an offer
for you! The Indulgent of the Lord Epicurean, via our aethershop, the
Confection Connection (TCC or 801 from the Aetherplex), are selling an
assortment of scrumptious and mysterious mystery packages!

For a wager of ten thousand gold, you could hit it big and win a grand
prize of sweet offerings! From silver cookies and candy hearts, to wax
lips and special seasonal candies, there are myriad goodies ready to be
unwrapped with dramatic flair.

And fear not! Even the least impressive of consolation prizes will have
bundled with it a treat whipped up by one of our most esteemed chefs.
Everyone is a winner at the Confection Connection, where sugar, spice
and everything nice could be yours for the taking!

On behalf of the Lord Delicious,
~ Eritheyl Ryseni

norefundsorexchangesallapplicablefeesandtaxesdueattimeofpurchasetheorder
ofthelordcrumkanewillnotbeheldliableforanydeathdismembermentorotherharm
topersonorpropertythatmayarisefromanyindividualdispleasedwiththeirprize

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Vestian, in the year 568 CE.