Hear ye, hear ye!

Our Guildmistres - the claymore-swinging, tough-as-nails, muscle machine known as Thes Bonegrinder - is retiring from the League of Elite Weaponmasters.

In her honour, and for her entertainment, we call upon you to join the Klangratch Champions Royale. Next year, meet us at the Klangratch Tournies for five matches in randomly picked teams. Blood, chaos, and glory await those bold enough to enter the arena.

Bring your own weapons.
Curmudgeons not invited.
Snacks and drinks provided.

Barl, Farq, and Erec
League of Elite Weaponmasters

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Estar, in the year 621 CE.