Happy almost-Solstice, everyone in the Basin of Life and beyond.

Seems like it was only three decades ago that Ironbeard Incognito, Season Two brought the Basin together in the spirit of sharing. Well it's that time again, and I'm happy to once again open registration for the world's premier secret gift exchange, sponsored by the Order of the Lord Epicurean, our sweet boy Crumkane.

Here's how it works: you tell me you want to join, I match you with another participant and tell you a little bit about their interests, and then you put together the perfect gift for them. Best of all, you don't have to worry about any of the logistics of the delivery - I'll make sure your gift arrives on time and in style.

To enter, just send me a message that says, "Sign me up for Ironbeard Incognito!" and give me THREE (3) short notes about your interests, preferences, or favorite things. Like this: "Sign me up for Ironbeard Incognito! I like warm heavy blankets, sweetsmoke, and strong hugs."

I'll send you a confirmation that you're enrolled, and once I close registration I'll match up all the gifters and recipients.

Hope to hear from you soon!

Signed with an elaborate pretzel-shaped flourish,

-n

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Dvarsh, in the year 663 CE.