Hey everyone!

Okay so not everyone. Kinda more like just the denizens of the Basin. The rest of you don't haaaave to keep reading but I ain't gonna stop you.

Word has it - and it's pretty reliable since it came from Her mouth to my ears - that Lady Kalikai's looking for some kind of messenger to... well, to carry messages and stuff. You know. Kinda like a friend because I don't know if you're getting paid, probably not, but like a friend who works for the boss Lady and tells people things and listens to them and then maybe tells Her stuff if it's important too.

Whole deal sounds pretty cushy, I bet you could wrangle a lot of drinks outta people. So if that doesn't sound good to you, maybe buzz off. But if it does, you can talk to Lady K about it. I mean, you could talk to me too, but I am definitely not authorized for employing people.

Okay! Looking forward to seeing who crawls out of a hole to answer this amazing ad. It's gonna be great!

- Isabelle

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Klangiary, in the year 692 CE.