By the sacred determination of the Sultan's game ( a game I made up), it is at this moment declared that Jubilant Jester of Joy, Jinan, Beauty and Beast, has triumphed over all challengers with their edict:

"When I'm Sultan, Cats can't collaboratively carry chubby calf corpses."


As per tradition (one that I am beginning right now), the winning proclamation shall now be imposed as a binding rule upon the City of Gaudiguch for the duration of a year.

Thus, all cats within the bounds of Gaudiguch are strictly prohibited from any cooperative efforts to transport chubby calf corpses.

This rule, celebrated for the use of the most alliterative words and the least amount of articles, shall stand as a testament to Jinan's wit and cunning until the next Sultan's Game.

By order me, without any authority (well, maybe just a little, but not really), this decree is effective immediately until the 24th of Klangiary, 696




Penned by my hand on the 24th of Klangiary, in the year 695 CE.