Well, I suppose it had to happen. Someone thought of a scheme to siphon
a ton of mutton through the newbie introduction and sell them in a shop.
Now, the newbie intro will no longer provide mutton to newbies, so
please keep that in mind when you see one come through the Portal.
Really, people, how pathetic is this to steal mutton from newbies!

The person has been shrubbed for a time and harshly dealt with. Please,
if you see an exploit, report it to me immediately--don't try to take
advantage of it as you'll be eventually and unpleasantly caught.

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Urlachmar, in the year 104 CE.