As a consequence of some behind-the-scenes re-coding, the wielding
syntax has changed:

WIELD <item> [RIGHT|LEFT]

Previously it was the reverse (wield left|right <blah>), but this old
syntax will no longer work. I forgot to announce it earlier for those of
you who were thoroughly confused!

Penned by My hand on the 20th of Vestian, in the year 197 CE.