We hope you enjoyed the Earth Day event which uncovered the dastardly
workings of the Aetherspace Gnafia! If you weren't around, you can still
claim the dingbat prize by doing the following:

-Go to Prof. Gargle von Fixit and give him 1000 gold for a vacuum.
-PUSH VACUUM to get clues to an aetherspace mob you must find.
-Find the aetherspace mob and POINT VACUUM AT <mob>.
-Find 9 mobs and give your vacuum back to Prof. Gargle who will
transform your vacuum to an artifact-quality dingbat item.

The artifact vacuum works as follows:
-Resets to owner
-Slows decay by approx. 50%
-Can be locked/unlocked by owner only by doing TURN VACUUM
-POINT VACUUM AT <object> will suck up that object into the vacuum.

Make sure you get your vacuum while they last! Also, if you happen to
have toxic shock, you can cure it at the abandoned Gnafia outpost on
Cankermore and receive an honour!

Penned by My hand on the 4th of Vestian, in the year 263 CE.