You may have noticed certain gravitational anomalies have swept through
Lusternia. We are working on trying to figure out exactly which god did
what to cause these odd occurrences, so please bear with us. If you
can't find something on the ground where it's supposed to be, most
likely it is floating in the air above you.

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Kiani, in the year 117 CE.