As I prepare for the Trial of Chaos, I must warn you mortals that the Purple Hamster of Chaos has been acting preternaturally strange. I have been having trouble controlling the creature and it is often eluding even beyond my grasp. This is very disturbing and though I would like to cancel the trial, the Ascension must go on. I am not sure why the behavior of the hamster has so altered but those who dare enter this challenge should handle the hamster very carefully. You have been warned.

Penned by My hand on the 14th of Vestian, in the year 493 CE.