New Dingbat Artifacts
Written by: Ianir the Anomaly
Date: Thursday, May 17th, 2018
Addressed to: Everyone
Hi everybody,
I am pleased to announce a few new dingbat items, available immediately.
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a Bladed Harness of the Cow Butcher (ASHOP 973, 150db)
o When worn, butchers any cow (or other annoying livestock) you would
otherwise run into on the roads before you can run into it.
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a hydraulic shovel assembly (ASHOP 974, 75db)
o Can be attached to a shovel, silver shovel, or coal spade to halve the
balance time of digging with it.
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a wizzer image box (ASHOP 975, 200db)
o Allows you to snap sketches of objects, mobs, and players.
o Allows you to snap a 'negative' of a beast or wonderitem, which
preserves its qualities so they may be restored by projecting them back
later.
o One negative may be stored per beast or wonderitem, with no limit of
beasts or wonderitems. Only beasts or wonderitems owned by you may be
recorded.
o CAMERA for syntax.
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~ Ianir the Anomaly
Penned by My hand on the 22nd of Kiani, in the year 502 CE.