For the month of July, we are releasing yet another wonder item: a wonder pie! You can purchase wonder crystals directly from the website. Each crate also contains some extra presents! However, since we hear your concerns about wonder items, we are making some big changes.

For those with elite memberships, you will no longer receive dingbats for your membership; rather, you will receive a free wonder crystal each month when your memberships renew! This will put more wonder crystals in the economy and hopefully help alleviate some of the concerns regarding the wonder items. This brings us to dingbats.

We will be retiring dingbats, hopefully some time this month. You will be able to exchange dingbats either to credits or aethergoop. We also plan to reconfigure aethergoop so that only gnome-themed artifacts and curios can be purchased with aethergoop as well as reskinning artifacts (but you will no longer be able to purchase credit artifacts with aethergoop). We believe this will help us divide normal credit artifacts and aethergoop artifacts.

I know these are big changes but hopefully it will help ease concerns and help us in upcoming promotions. Now for details on the wonder pie!

WONDER PIE
1. Pie Aroma: increases satiation bonus (from peckish up) if pie in inventory by x/+1.
2. Cherry Pie Bite: Influence Recovery Bonus: Charitable (2/13) - stackable, 1 hour (3x/month) - i.e., recover eq faster.
3. Pieman: Allows cooks to double food portions (like magic spatula), stacks with spatula, 5x/month - Works for 25 cooks/bakes.
4. Pork Pie: Health Regen 2/13, 1 hour (3x/month)
5. Pumpkin Pie Bite: Influence Recovery Bonus: Empower (2/13) - stackable, 1 hour (3x/month)
6. Shoofly Pie Splat: Pie attracts flies that swarm enemies, causing exits not to be able to be seen for 1 minute, no cure (3x/month)
7. Blueberry Pie Bite: Influence Recovery Bonus: Weaken (2/13) - stackable, 1 hour (3x/month)
8. Egg Pie: Mana Regen 2/13, 1 hour (3x/month)
9. Chess Pie: Change hunger health bonus to mana bonus, 1 hour (3x/month) - can't use with clown pie
10. Bumbleberry Pie: Ego Regen, 1 hour (3x/month)
11. Strawberry Pie Bite: Influence Recovery Bonus: Seduce (2/13) - stackable, 1 hour (3x/month)
12. Rhubarb Pie Bite: Influence Recovery Bonus: Paranoia (2/13) - stackable, 1 hour (3x/month)
13. Clown Pie: Change hunger health bonus to ego bonus, 1 hour (3x/month) - can't use with chess pie
14. Pecan Pie Bite; Influence Bonus: Amnesty/Diplomacy (2/13) - stackable, 1 hour (1x/month)
15. Chiffon Pie Splat: Cover an enemy in chiffon pie, applies amorous (new affliction) to target for 60s (5x/month)
16. Apple Pie Bite: Gold Drop bonus, stackable, 1 hour (2x/month)
17. Mince Pie: XP bonus, stackable, 1 hour (2x/month)
18. Coconut Cream Pie: Crit hit bonus, stackable, 1 hour (2x/month)
19. Banana Pie Splat: Stun target for 3 seconds (3x/month)
20. Bluebird Pie: Cut pie open and release frenzied bluebirds that attack enemies, inflicting with random ailments (2x/month)


Penned by My hand on the 23rd of Juliary, in the year 505 CE.