The Eroee Ritual of Peace
Written by: Anonymous
Date: Monday, July 25th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone
Today, Yojimbo Buntz tapped into the energies of Eroee to halt all
violence in the Village of Estelbar. This astrological ritual could only
be performed when the village was free from the influence of any city or
commune and prevented any hostile action from being performed. So
happy was Yojimbo with the results, that he sent out furrikin delegates
to all other villages in the realm to share this knowledge.
In Delport, Madame Sylvie, the Chatelaine of Chateau d'Amour, embraced
the Eroee Ritual of Peace enthusiastically and vowed to call down the
energies of Eroee at any time Delport was without protection of a city
or commune.
The Chieftain of Acknor immediately ate the furrikin delegate who tried
to impart the knowledge of the Eroee Ritual, further vowing never to
allow such "disgusting furball magic" to touch Acknor's borders.
Master Nasir n'Rotri of Angkrag likewise was not receptive to the
delegate, imprisoning the furrikin with threats of torture for even
considering that Angkrag would deign to invoke anything that would
hinder the beauty of death. Rumor has it that the furrikin later escaped
through the ineptitude of the skeletal guards set to watch him before
Master Nasir could carry out this threat.
The rest of the villages were either somewhat reluctant to expend the
energies to cast the Eroee Ritual or had difficulty in learning it
themselves. The result is that all other villages have determined that
they will only perform the ritual if Eroee is conjunct the Sun at the
time they liberate themselves of being under the influence of any
commune or city, being that, during this astrological conjunction, the
Eroee Ritual would be easier to cast.
Penned by my hand on the 19th of Urlachmar, in the year 123 CE.