Help! I can't find my bleeding shears! Maybe one of my sisters hid them
as a joke, or maybe I just misplaced them, but now I'm having trouble
collecting souls from the recently deceased. You may see one of these
lost souls floating about as ghosts, and I need your help in collecting
them. These are not one of your fancy undead ghosts, full of spit and
fire. These can be easily scared with just a BOO. If you see one
floating around, just scare them with a BOO. Then, take them ghosts and
put them into the Portal of Fate and I'll take it from there. Bring me
enough ghosts and I'll give you a little treat! These treats are special
and if you LICK them, you'll find out why.

Penned by My hand on the 1st of Urlachmar, in the year 220 CE.