Greetings,

I wish to apologize publically for this.

While in an irate mood, I found your name to be displeasing. You were
given a summary and an enemying for this.

Shortly thereafter, logic kicked me in the shins like a horse, only, not
killing me with the kick, and thus I unenemied you because your name is
not really all that displeasing, but it is kinda lopsided when you say
it slow enough. All the sounds lean to one side of the word, and that is
irksome. But not an enemiable offense.

Thus, a fight broke out which resulted in the spate of declaring you
enemy, and declaring you not enemy, and so on. It was then proposed to
myself by myself that I should challenge myself to show myself who's
boss of myself, and, as we all know, myself won the resulting fight and
logic won the day.

Again, I wish to formally apologize for this, and it shouldn't not
hopefully won't might not possibly not happen again, I think. It's
possible, but I really, really hope not, because I don't want to fight
myself again.

Sincerely,

-Archmage Jigan

Postscript: I shouldn't have challenged myself to a fight, I knew it
would happen, but I still did it anyways. I hit myself when I wasn't
looking. Such a cheap, but effective, method. Gods dammit.

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Juliary, in the year 234 CE.