I could write a biography if you want. I'm still new so I don't know how
entertaining it would be, but if you can handle it, I will tell the
inferior peons my exploits. Be warned: it is not for the faint of heart.
Those with no spine should not bother reading it. You have been warned.


Versago

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Vestian, in the year 250 CE.