Lord Exalted,
In a fit of uncommon(yes uncommon) stupidity I let my tongue wander
while my brain took leave. Now that I have had time to reconcile the
two, I humbly beg forgiveness for my previous actions. Even from someone
as far opposite the side of the coin from You, my actions were uncalled
for. So I must ask that You extend Your benevolent will towards
overlooking my rampant idiocy.

-Thalkros i'Viani

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Shanthin, in the year 285 CE.