To my dear friend 'Anonymous Observer',

Clearly we are not well acquainted, otherwise you would know that I do
not make a habit of acting on cryptic messages sent by individuals too
afraid to name themselves. If you wish me to act on your observation, or
even pay them more than a passing glance, I will need you to remove your
veil of anonymity and face me directly.

Furthermore, your attempt to rile my emotions was rather ill-conceived.
First, you use a topic for which I care nothing about and which I am no
stranger to, and second, the lack of evidence you provide proving your
claim leads me to believe that this was nothing more than an amateur's
attempt to defame one's character.

I eagerly await your next communique, and hope that you learn from this
rather pathetic first try.

Sincerely,
Grand Cenobite Krackenor d'Murani

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Avechary, in the year 289 CE.