On behalf of Madame Sayochi and the Palace of Pleasure, I'm afraid we
must deny your recent application to become a harlot or dancing girl for
the following reason(s):

A general lack of dancing ability, up to and including a lack of rhythm.

A generally unpleasant aroma not unlike that of rotting persimmmons.
Possibly fixable.

An abusive nature, assaulting our proud cadre while in attendance and
during your application process. Remember that our harlots are only open
to physical contact if they verbally invite you, and respect their safe
word.

What appears to be a lack of acceptable dancing clothing, including a
lack of suitably mysterious veil.



Please feel free to reapply in one standard year.

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Shanthin, in the year 405 CE.